Smash Brothers Daughter! – By DS Wynne

Note: This is a multi-genre story.

"Okay, so what's so pressing that you have to 'hide' in my closet?" Rei asked tersely.

"I'm not hiding," Serena replies. "I had a conference call in my office."

"YOUR office?"

"Yeah, didn't you get the memo from my personal assistant?"

"NO, I didn't."

"What?" Serena says, as she pulls out…Toadette.

POMP!

"Toadette, did you get my memo to give to Miss Rei?" Serena asked.

"No, I was on my lunch break," says the pink-haired citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Wait, then who did I give those files-?"

"Serena, I'm detecting a warp signature in your…pants," Ami said with a blush.

"Oh, god," Serena says, as she took off her overalls. "I've been breached!"

Minako was just about to ask for clarification about something.

"I'm talking about my PANTS."

"Oh, sorry."

With overalls in hand, Serena smacked them on the floor.

"Serena, what are you-" Makoto begin to ask.

POP!

Out pops a mean-looking mushroom.

"What the heck is THAT?" Rei asks.

"That's a 'toadstool', Miss Rei!" Toadette exclaims. "My people and THAT are distant cousins!"

"Okay," Serena says, as she grabs the creature. "What were you doing in my pants?"

"I infiltrated your clothes so I can spy on your activities, Princess," the toadstool sneered. "We ALL know about you, and your weaknesses!"

"Oh, yeah? I know about yours!"

With that, Serena takes out her mallet, and-

SMASH!

-Flattens the mutant mushroom. It then disappears.

BLIP!

"You didn't have to kill him!" Minako says with shock.

"I didn't. These guys return to where they come from when they lose a material life."

"Oh."

"So…what happens if something happens to you?" Makoto asks.

"To be honest, I don't know. But…we'll see, now that I got the information we need on 'D-Point'."

Serena pauses for a moment.

"Look, guys, if you don't want to come with me to 'D Point', and help me stop my arch-nemesis, then I'll understand."

"So you'll FINALLY go after Queen Beryl?" Luna the Moon Guardian Cat asks.

"Who?"

"The one we're fighting, Serena," interjects Artemis the Moon Guardian Cat.

"Ohhhh."

"Then who were you referring to, Serena?" Ami asked.

"I was referring to that 'skank' Waserena. I'll show HER a thing or two!"

Everyone face-faults.

"…"

"I mean really. It's like my bad side is being used against me, with her running around."

"More like 'worse side', if you ask me," Rei says to Minako.

"I HEARD that!"

Meanwhile…

"Fellow minions…I propose a toast: TO VICTORY!" Malachite says, as he raises his glass of wine.

"Hear, hear!" yell the forces of the Dark Kingdom, of the Negaverse.

"Well said, my general," Queen Beryl says. "To think a sentient mushroom proved to be a most valuable asset."

Malachite then turns his head towards a quiet Prince Endymion.

"Thoughts?"

"I'm thinking about the Moon Princess," Endymion replies, as he sips his wine. "I would…hate to see her and her friends destroyed."

"And that's why I am here for you, 'Mamo-chan'," says a voice from behind.

Endymion and Malachite turn to see a black dress-wearing Wasarena.

"Ah, Wasarena, you made it…I'm surprised, considering…"

"I guess I screwed up during one of Queen Beryl's good moods," Wasarena says. "Otherwise…I could have ended up like Zoycite over there."

All eyes turn to see General Zoycite, who was turned into a figurine when Wasarena threw a green mystery box at the cross-dresser…not that Malachite knew that it was Wasarena's doing…

"I'm sorry for your loss, man," Endymion says, as he tries to comfort his rival.

"Ah, save it!" Malachite says, as he turns away in a huff.

"I DO hope he's okay," Endymion says.

"Don't worry about him," Wasarena says, as she wraps her arms around Endymion's. "Let's talk about us…"

A short while later…

ZAAAAAAP!

Five Sailor-suited warriors of love and justice appear over a field of ice and snow.

"Brrrrrrr!" Sailor Mars says, as she rubbed her arms. "It's cold!"

"I know," says Sailor Moon, as she poured herself a hot cup of cocoa, while wearing a white parka. "Good thing I keep this thing handy."

"WHERE did you get a parka?" Sailor Jupiter asks.

"Toadette keeps all my gear handy and ready," 'Moon replies. "How do you think I do the stuff that I have done?"

"May I get some?" Sailor Venus asks hungrily.

"Oh, sure," 'Moon says, as she pulls out an extra mug. "Anyone else?"

"You have another coat with you?" Sailor Mercury asks.

A few minutes later…

"Well, this is it," 'Mercury says, as she spots the opening that led to D-Point. Dark flames seemingly emanated from the hole.

"Look!" 'Venus says.

There, suspended in mid-air, was a tortured-looking Tuxedo Mask.

"Huh," 'Moon says. "He certainly looks beaten up."

"So, are you going to do something about it?" 'Mars says.

"I am," 'Moon says, as she pops out a giant ice cube, and smacks it with her hammer.

WHAP!

The ice cube sails over to the masked man.

KRISSSSH!

In the process, "Tuxedo Mask" was encased in ice.

"What if you hurt him?" asked 'Mars.

"Feh. We're THIS close to the Negaverse. Are we to simply accept things at face value? Besides, I have a life mushroom handy, just in case…"

"You do know that eating a lot of mushrooms can give you gas, right?"

"Why do you think I have a lot of 'fuel' to keep going?"

"…"

"Guys, look!" 'Jupiter says.

CRACK!

With ice gone, the mask of the masked man disappears to reveal a beautiful, yet evil-looking woman.

"Curse you!" says the pink-skinned woman with wasp wings. Then, four other similar women, though of a different color, appear. "But no matter, the 'DD-Girls' shall prevail!"

"You know, you ought to just walk away," 'Moon says. "Otherwise, you'll end up in an 'Uh oh' moment."

"Feh, I would like for you to TRY that, girlie!"

'Moon smiled at the youma. While having cocoa earlier, 'Moon gave her teammates…Pokemon balls!

"Sailor Scouts, present…BALLS!"

"This is SO stupid," 'Mars says, as she presented her Pokemon ball.

"Hey, whatever works," 'Jupiter replies.

"What the-?" the leader of the DD-Girls says.

"DEPLOY YOUR BALLS!"

The Sailor Scouts toss out their balls at their respective opponents.

POP! BLING…

A bird-like creature with feather wings appears from 'Moon's pokemon. It had a silver crescent moon on its forehead.

"CRESSELIA!" the creature called out, as it shot off a wide-beam of moonlight energy that engulf the leader of the DD-Girls.

FWOOSH!

From 'Mercury, a blue bird appears

"ARTICUNO!" it cried, as it blew a concentrated jet stream of ice, freezing 'Mercury's opponent cold.

KRISSH!

From 'Mars, a flaming bird appears. As it flaps its wings, it gave a mean stare at its target.

"MOLTRE!" it cried, as let loose a holocaust of fire.

FWOOSH!

From 'Jupiter, a yellow bird appears.

"ZAPADOS!" it cried, as sent a concentrated dose of electricity into its prey.

ZZZZAAAAAAPPPPP!

And from 'Venus, a bear-like creature pops out, and leaps at her opponent.

"SNORLAX!"

BAM!

When the smoke cleared, the so-called DD-Girls were vanquished.

"Thank you, my friends," 'Moon says to her legendary Pokemon companions.

The Pokemon sounded their approval before disappearing to wherever they had come from.

POP!

"It's a good thing you brought your friends," 'Venus says.

"Yeah, we could have been killed or something," 'Jupiter replies.

"We just might," 'Mars says.

"Sailor Moon, it's time," 'Mercury says, as she tracked a signal with her Mercury Computer.

"Right. Let's kick Waserena's butt!" 'Moon proclaimed.

"Uh-hem," 'Mars replied.

"Oh, and Beryl, too. Well, I'll deal with Beryl, and you take care of the others."

"Right!" the Sailor Scouts proclaimed.

In short order, thanks to Serean's pokemon friends, none of the Sailor Scouts lost their lives that day. And there was still one matter to deal with.

"Well?" Queen Beryl says, as she turns to Wasarena. "Are you not going to do SOMETHING?"

Wasarena looks at Beryl, then at her rival.

"Naw," Wasarena says, as she clutches Endymion's arm. "I got me a date."

"Why, you-!"

"Um, I'm right here, you know," 'Moon says, as she waves her hand in Beryl's face.

"I KNOW THAT! So, I can now kill the daughter of Queen Serenity! Empress Metallia…us me as your vessel for our vengeance!"

"SO BE IT!" came a deep and very female voice.

FWOOSH!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Beryl laughed, as she grew ten times her normal height. "NOW, I'M PLAYING WITH POWER! DIE!"

Beryl discharges the full power of the Negaverse at Sailor Moon. At the last moment, 'Moon spun around to create a jewel like force field (thanks to Princess Zelda). She then leaped into the air-

"Ha!"

And disappeared.

"WHERE-?" Beryl asked.

"Your 'foe' is right below you, Queenie," Wasarena says, as she points at Beryl's huge feet.

Beryl looks down, and sees-

"Hi!" 'Moon says, as she performed an uppercut, that produced gold coins from Beryl's person.

DOING!

CLINK-CLINK-CLINK!

BAM!

Beryl falls down hard. She then sees Sailor Moon holding both a glowing star…with eyes and a dark red mushroom.

"You want to live large? I'll top that and more!"

Once 'Moon absorbs the two items, Sailor Moon get as big as Beryl, while the fast paced arcade style music play in the background…as 'Moon flashes while possessing a sparkling aura.

"Now, the fun begins!" 'Moon says, as she tackled Beryl.

CRASH!

"We better get out of here," Wasarena says, as she pulls Tuxedo Mask's arm while debris continually fall.

"But-"

"I KNOW me…her. She'll be fine!"

"?"

After 'Moon performs a sidekick, plunging Beryl through another section, she leaps into the air. She the closes her eyes, and concentrated very hard…

BLOOP!

Now, Sailor Moon possessed the power of the cherub named Pit, which includes wings and a bow shaped like the crescent moon.

"Your time is DONE," 'Moon says, as she produces a large arrow fueled by the power of the Silver Millennium Crystal. "I AM Sailor Moon…the champion of Love…Justice…and excellent SMASHING! And in the name of the MOON…YOU ARE PUNISHED!"

FLING!

The arrow hits its mark.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-!"

As Beryl cried out, the energy that was Metallia left her acolyte's body.

"Oh, no you don't!" 'Moon says, as she began to swallow Mettalia whole. She didn't want to risk the true rule of the Negaverse to get away just yet…

Ten minutes later, the Sailor Scouts come searching for their friend.

"Sailor Moon…where are you?" 'Mercury says.

"Guys, look!" 'Jupiter says, as she pointed towards the throne.

The girls could see Sailor Moon sitting on Beryl's throne, with Beryl tied up at the base. They could not see 'Moon's face, which was shadowed…but could see her red eyes.

"Sailor Moon…?" Minako asked.

"You are too late, Sailor Scouts," the girl says, as she steps forth. Somehow, Sailor Moon turned into a version of Beryl!

"Oh, no!"

"Oh, yes!" Sailor Moon says. "Now my power is complete. The world, nay, the UNIVERSE shall bow at my feet. HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

'Mars goes up to 'Moon….

SMACK!

"Ow! That hurt!"

"Yeah, she's okay," 'Mars says flatly.

"You're no fun," 'Moon says, as she reverted to normal.

Ffft!

"What was that?"

"Um, nothing," 'Moon says, as she developed noticeable blush.

Fffft!

"Uh, COUGH, oh," 'Moon says, as she faked a cough. "Wow, what a day-"

'Mars sniffs the air…

"Ewww!"

"I can't help it! I had to deal with Metallia somehow you know. Unfortunately, since she's non-corporal…"

"Well, whatever."

"What are we going to do with HER?" Minako asks.

'Moon thinks for a moment.

"I just know the thing…"

A week later…

"Care for a charm?" Beryl says with a bored expression, as she worked as an aid to the Cherry Hill Temple.

"Why did I ever listen to you?" Rei asked.

"Think of this as a way of repaying 'karma'," Serena replies. "I mean, at least she's fairing a lot better than our 'friend' Malachite…"

Across time at the Starlight Arcade, a certain, non-empowered, Negaverse general is forced to cater to the kids at the arcade…dressed as a clown.

"Yo, new guy," say the arcade manager. "The kids made a mess of the bathroom…again."

"Grrrr!" Malachite growled. He only agreed to this in order to get back Zoicite.

"One of these days…!"

"Well, I best be going," says Serena, as she slung her pack on her back.

"Where are you going?" Makoto asks.

"Well, I hear there are interesting fighters over in the Nerima District," Serena says. "I think I'll check it out."

"Well, you better be careful," Ami asks.

"After all, you ARE the 'Moon Princess'...and I use that term loosely," Rei quips.

"It's just a trip, guys," Serena replies. "Besides, it's not like I'll get engaged to a shape-shifting martial arts progeny by some conniving father or something."

"Yeah, that does sound a bit ridiculous," Minako says.

As Serena Mario walks down the street, a piano could be heard playing a sad, melodic song in the background…

(A/N: The theme to the "Incredible Hulk" television show.)

SPLASH!

Serena, after being hit with a water balloon, looks up to see…

"YOU!"

"We have unfinished business," Waserena says.

Serena nods her head.

A short while later, in the middle of Juuban Park, two fighters look at each other.

"No crowds, no allies…and NO interference!" Waserena says, as she stretched her limbs. "As long as you are around, I can't have MY Mamo-chan."

"YOUR Mamo-chan? I'll deny ya…just because it's YOU we're talking about!"

"Humph! We will SEE. Ding-ding!"

Serena and Waserena pause for a moment, as they size each other. And then…

"YAAAAH!" the two yell, as they charge each other…as the scene freezes.

"It's the eye of tiger, it's the cream of the fight-" Artemis began to sing from his hiding place.

SMACK!

"Ow!"

"We're suppose to watch them from afar…not enjoy their…their…"

"'Catfight'?" Artemis offered.

"Shut up, before I hurt you."

"Yes, dear."

Fin.

Author's note: That's it. GAME OVER! Anyway, thanks for sticking through to the end. Later!