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Pour Me Another

Following another arduous shift of surgery, Captains Pierce and McIntyre were relaxing in the Swamp with their faithful companion, the Still, when Radar entered.

"Pour me one, sirs," Radar said flatly.

The Captains glanced at each other. "Sure?"

"Sure I'm sure," Radar retorted, accepting the glass. "I'm told it numbs the pain."

Hawkeye sighed. "It doesn't work like that, Radar. This stuff moves the pain from here," he pointed from his heart, "to here," to his head.

"Here too, if you drink enough," Trapper pointed to his gut.

"Oh." Radar stared at his empty glass and sighed. "Pour me another."