I live in a dank cave on a dark lake; I am all alone. I am all alone: however, I am happy with my birthday present. Since I was born when Middle Earth was young, I am very old. My eyes, which are as big as the moon, see everything. As soon as the nasty Baggins came, I knew he was trouble. The Baggins liked my ring, and he stole it from me! He stole my birthday present!