Disclaimer time... So you all know the drill, I own nothing of Bend it like Beckham. This story is basically a figment of my imagination, created simply to bout with a nasty case of insomnia that I have been getting lately. For all intents and purposes, it is fluff, but hey indulge me. Oh, and just so we are clear, I happen to be American and despite the time that I have spent in England, I’m not so good with the language issues and the slang. So please forgive anything that sounds a bit too American for a British movie.

Without further ado... On with the show...