Title: The Call of Duty: Turnabout Intruder

Author: Ster Julie
Series: TOS
Rating: PG
Codes: K, S
Part: 1/1 (Drabble)

Personal Log: I have faced death, bodily harm and general mayhem numerous times. Every time, I have faced these perils with courage, reason and logic, successfully keeping mastery over my emotions so that I could face said dangers with a clear head.

But ever since Dr. Janice Lester exchanged bodies with Captain Kirk, there have been six words when uttered by my t'hyla that strike pure fear in my heart. My mouth goes dry, my palms sweat, and my heart races as I try to come up with an answer to his inevitable question:

"Do I look fat to you?"

FIN