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Elizabeth Turner
Author of 6 Stories
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Ginny W. & Voldemort - Reviews: 9 - Published: 09-02-04 - id:2041368

I'd Rather Do It With Tom Riddle
One Shot

Disclaimer: I don't own the original song (I'd rather do it with madonna by the androids) or the harry potter characters

Sung by Ginny

You know that Snape has got the body
He really likes that potion stuff
But when he's hiding in his dungeons
You know he's smoking some snuff

Now Draco's cute but still a baby,
And he talks with attitude
He has the same hair as a lady,
But what I'd really like to do

I'd rather do it with Tom Riddle,
He's what a real man's supposed to be
Oh Tommy, won't you do it with me

When Lucius sings, it sounds amazing,
I like his abs and that he's sane
But how would you like to be with him
He's always got his pimp cane

I'd rather do it with Tom Riddle,
he's what a real man's supposed to be
The only man I'll ever need,
Oh Tommy, do it with me
I'd rather do it with Tom Riddle,
I'd let him get me on my knees
The only man I'll ever need,
Oh Tommy, do it with me

Ooh Tommy, ooh, ooh Tommy
I'd really like to be with Harry
I think he's really, really hot
I wonder if I could get Harry to wanna do it with Tom Riddle

I'd rather do it with Tom Riddle,
I'd let him get me on my knees
Oh Tommy, won't you do it with me
I'd rather do it with Tom Riddle,
he's what a real man's supposed to be
Oh Tommy, come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Tom Riddle,
I'd let him get me on my
Have you seen that filmclip where he's wearing his prefect badge and he's pouting in the chamber

I wanna do it with

Ooh Tommy, ooh Tommy, ooh Tommy
Ooh Tommy, ooh Tommy, ooh Tommy

A/N: teehee...just something i whipped up on the spot...hehe...i love this song...this sounds like something i would sing...only it wouldn't be tom riddle...it'd be alan rickman...grrr baby...hehe...

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