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Niobe: There are experts waiting for you at your base, or work site. Leather Lovers, you've got the Oracle. Programs, you've got The Architect. Same as last time.
Morpheus: When the destroy ball is released, you have exactly 10 hours to build the best motorised speed boat you can. 3... 2... 1...
Niobe Releases destroy ball.
NeoTrinitySwitchMouse run to where Oracle is.
OneTwo phase through the walls to where the Architect is.
PerseMero run to where the Architect is. Perse is wearing her bright orange T-shirt and pink skirt.
Oracle: Centrifugal pump, big boat hull, there should be plenty, erm, disel engine and a great loada steel.
The rest of them look very confused.
Oracle: Just get the stuff...
Meanwhile,
Architect: Impropeller pump, boat hull, 2 litre engine, and anything else you think is necessary...
One: O.K.
Two: Whatever.
They yawn.
Perse: Now I would throw my coffee over you only that wouldn't be lady-like so...
The Twins run off petrified.
2 hours later,
Oracle: O.K. we've got 3 hulls and nothing else, where is all the stuff!
Trinity: How should I know? You always send the other three.
Oracle: Fine, cookie?
Trinity: No.
Meanwhile,
One: Two, do have any idea how to jump start a two litre car?
Two: Not really, but I can try...
One: That's good enough..
Mero: What are you two arguing about now...
One: Nothing.
Two: Honest.
They seem surprisingly innocent.
Mero: O.K. vhotever.
1 Hour later,
Sparks: Hello.
Niobe: Go away.
Sparks: No.
Niobe: Yes.
Sparks: No.
Niobe: Yes, otherwise I'll steal your boots...
Sparks: O.K. I'd just like to say the the LL's is rubbish!
Trinity ever hears this..
Trinity: OI!
Sparks leaves in a hurry.
2 hours later,
Neo: You're not gonna be able to move that you know...
Switch: You under estimate us..
Neo: Do I?
Mouse: Normally.
Switch: I agree with Mouse...
15 minutes later,
Switch: If you wanna help, go get the other two...
Neo: O.K.
5 minutes later,
Trinity: What've you done now...?
Switch: Nothing, we just can't move this...
Trinity: Neo, go get the sledge-hammer.
Neo: Fine.
Trinity: And tell the Oracle to hurry up...
Neo: Anything else?
Trinity: Not at the moment.
Neo: Good.
Meanwhile,
One: How's this all gonna fit together?
Two: With a loada welding and glue.
Architect: One, Two, you weld that together, Perse you can...
He stops and thinks...
Architect: ...Make us all a nice cup of tea!
Mero: Vhot about moi?
Architect: You, just sit there and do nothing...
Mero goes into sulk mode.
1 1/2 hours later,
Mouse: It's not goona work you know...
Switch: It will..
Mouse: How much you wanna bet?
Switch: Not much.
Trinity: shut-up and get on with it!
Switch: Stress head.
Trinity: Shut-up.
Switch: Whatever.
Meanwhile,
Architect: That's one good impropeller case, even if i do say so myself...
Mero: Can I do something now?
Architect: NO!
Mero goes back into his corner.
2 hours later,
Morpheus: How's everything going?
Oracle: Very badly, and how are you?
Morpheus: I'm fine, you'll get through, you always do.
Trinity: If you say one more rhyme, I'll kill you.
Morpheus: Fine.
He walks off.
Meanwhile,
Niobe: How are you all?
One: Tired.
Two: Bored.
Niobe: How's everything gone? No tempers, no tamtrums?
Architect: No, cause if you do then nothing get's done...
Niobe: Exactly, words of wisdon from scrapheap.
Architect: ...Plus I can never tell what they're on about if we argue, anyways.
They all collapse into laughter...
1 hour later,
NiobeMorpheus: 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. TIME'S UP!
Morpheus: Down your tools, because tommorrow you'll be racing those motorised speed boats like there's no tomorrow!
Morpheus turns to the camera,
Morpheus: Please join us after the break.
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Next Day after tinkering time,
Oracle: Who do we nominate?
Trinity: Me!
Switch: How'd I guess, but fine.
Meanwhile,
Twins: Who do we nominate?
Architect: Well it's me, Perse or Mero...
Twins: Erm... You.
Perse: Why not me, I wanna beat Trinity at something!
Twins: You won't though!
Perse grins evilly
Perse: Won't I?
One: Oh go on..
Two: ..Won't hurt once.
Perse and Trinity step, one to either side of an old car. Then clasp their hands together as if to arm wrestle.
Oracle: 3.. 2.. 1.. GO!
They do start to arm wrestle each other. For the most part it looks like Trinity's gonna win, but Perse, determined, decides to take drastic measures. A few winks from her and the Twins are behind Trinity and start to tickle her, that's right, they TICKLE her. Distracted by this Trinity loses her guard and Perse wins...
The Twins stop tickling her.
Trinity: Fine, you get to go first. Though I don't think it was fair.
Perse just grins.
2 minutes later,
Perse: Can't you do something about the stability? That thing almost tipped over 50 times!
Twins: We'll try...
2 minutes later,
Trinity: The thing doesn't pick up enough speed for a few seconds, then you have to slow down way before the end so you don't speed into anything on the other side of the finish line!
Neo: Not my fault..
Switch: Or mine..
Mouse: Don't look at me!
Oracle: How should I have known?
Trinity gives each of them a death stare before helping take it back to the tinkering area...
5 minutes later,
Morpheus: Does she know where she's going?
Niobe: It would appear not, but she hasn't missed any gates yet...
1 minute later,
Morpheus: GOOD GOD! What was that!
Niobe: I don't know, but it looked worrying!
Trinity: Dammit! That's not gonna fix, no way. Too hot!
Niobe heads over to where Trinity is, half way through the slalom.
Niobe: What happened?
Trinity: Radiator blew, it's too hot to fix...
Niobe: O.K.
3 minutes later,
Morpheus: she looks a lot more stable now, they must have fixed it a bit!
Niobe: Yeah, but not a stead as Perse would like it... She looks VERY worried at this point in time...
Morpheus I don't doubt...
2 minutes later,
Niobe: Well as you will, or should, have learned by now, there is only one winner, this week, it was...
Morpheus: The PROGRAMS!
The Programs: YYEESS!
