Author: Lucie Brody PM
Mystic RiverThis is a little rap...er poem, about Katie's death. Its supposed to be funny.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Poetry - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 09-17-04 - Status: Complete - id: 2060603
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Disclaimer: Katie does not belong to me
A/N: Ok so this story is not the way the movie actually happened, but I wrote before I knew what happened. (It was written randomly in the middle of Journalism) So yes I know its wrong, but I think its funny, so yeah.
"Umm...Katie Part 1:
Umm..Katie you're a fool.
Your momma's on drugs
and you got beat up by a bunch of thugs.
Umm...Katie you got shot in the back of the head.
And they found your body dead
Behind the movie screen.
You were starting to mold and turn green"
"Umm...Katie, when your daddy saw you he cried
'cause he didn't realize you had died.
When you missed your sister's first Communion
he just thought you and your boyfriend were spooning.
Umm...Katie, you dead bioch"
Ummm. Katie Part 2
"Umm...Katie too bad you died
because you were super fly.
Your daddy was like '
why, why did my baby have to die?'
Umm...Katie your daddy's friend killed you
Because he was booty shanked when he was nine plus 2.
That 'cracked' him up royally
so he went home and washed the blood in the tolietly.
Umm Katie...you dead bioch"