Hello all! Kadaj here. Well, this story's basically for extra credit in school, and my teacher said he liked it! So, I thought I'd post it here

Warning! OOC Characters!

"I think you're distraught and demented."

"And?"

"You're a sociopath who wants to destroy mankind."

"And?"

"...Shut up." Sephiroth chuckled quietly to himself from his side of the cave, ignoring the harsh glares sent in his direction by the twenty-one-year-old man. Yes, that's pretty much what they'd been doing for the past hour. One thing's for sure, though, Cloud and Sephiroth do NOT mix well together. Cloud's head suddenly shot up, and he narrowed his eyes at the general. "It's your stupid fault that we got stuck here!" Sephiroth laughed, one gloved hand sweeping away a strand of his incredibly long silver hair from his glowing, emerald eyes.

"Hey, you're the one who attacked me first. I was just minding my own business, when some specific blonde with an exceptionally bad hair day, came barreling down with an immensely, sharp sword, and tried to slice my pretty head off. Of course, with hair like that, I doubt you need a weapon. You can easily kill someone just by stabbing them with it!" Sephiroth exploded into fits of laughter, clutching his side. Indeed, Cloud had tried to attack the general, who in turn just sidestepped. Of course, he wasn't counting on Cloud to grab his cape and all, sending them both rolling down the hill, and into small a cave. Then, an avalanche just HAD to happen, and the two enemies got trapped in the small area.

As you can tell they're in quite a conundrum, undeniably.

"Do you think I should've of just let you go? I don't know about you, but I don't think I would enjoy having my planet destroyed by some psycho!" Cloud yelled, fuming. Sephiroth waved it off, muttering something about stupid, interfering spike heads. "What makes you think you should be despot of the whole world?"

"Easy. I'm the coolest villain ever created, the ladies love me, my sword is over five feet long, and...my hair is gorgeous."

Silence.

"God. Someone shoot me." Sephiroth ignored him, and rambled on.

"Did you know, when I was born I was precocious? Yes, I surpassed even the brightest of scientists when I was four..."

One hour later

"So Cloud, do I make you scared? Do I make you cower in fear?" Sephiroth cackled maniacally. No response. Sephiroth frowned, and looked over to Cloud. He...was asleep? A sudden, evil though wormed its way into Sephiroth's mind. His eyes wandered over to the cave entrance, and he silently cheered when he saw the snow was finally melting away. Digressing from just random, annoying comments, he quietly gathered Cloud's Buster Blade his only behooved possession...

Cloud groaned, reluctantly opening his glowing, blue eyes. It was silent. The cave entrance was finally cleared, but there were now signs of Sephiroth anywhere. Cloud shrugged. He didn't really care, if anything this encounter made him question Sephiroth's sanity even more. The ex-soldier yawned, and bent down for his Buster Blade. Instantly, the smell of cheap paint filtered through his nostrils. Slowly, his eyes wide, he pulled the sword out of its sheath.

A shriek echoed in the mountains.

Cloud stared dumbfounded, mouth agape, at his once clean and silver, shiny blade. Pink. It was entirely pink. Cursing, he ran a hand through his spiked blonde locks, and froze. "Oh God no..." Cloud shot over to the nearest puddle of melted snow...

"SEPHIROTH! I'LL KILL YOU!"

Somewhere in the Northern Crater, an empty tube of pink hair dye rolled silently...