Pairings: In such confusion could it be, Leon/Sephy/Cloud/Ansem? Or or ….well…we'll see ne?

Warnings: more insanity, more perversity (it's a word!), more um…crazy? More…more groping? More oocness.

Large amounts of Sephy/Leon interruptions cause they don't know how to just shut up

Comments: Another part to another I dunno.

Author's comments: Ok ok so I skipped out on the job thingy cause like…..well…..and stuff. Also, this one's another editted version because of...yeah...

Sephiroth: Lazy Ass….

Leon: You're one to talk…

Note: Things in italics are a part of Cloud's story. These guys interrupt Cloud's story a lot, but I think they'll keep pretty quiet during the juicy part. [snickers

Ansem's Fun: Ice Prince

Once upon a time in a hideously dark and ugly castle, there lived a fat, balding slob called Sephiroth.

Sephiroth scowled at Leon as he glared at him, the four of them sitting in the huge bed together, sharing a nice moment of peace and relaxation in their PJs. Well for Sephiroth…that included boxers and nothing else. After all, you never know when the fucking might begin. "Keep that up and I'll show you balding."

"Sephiroth, be nice," Cloud said, a cute little pout on his lips as he looked at the both of them wearing his glasses making him look adorable. "and Leon, stop being mean." Clearing his throat he looked down at the story he'd wrote nicely and neatly in his notebook. He sat down between Leon and Sephiroth, Ansem nestled nicely between his legs, slowing dozing off with a little bit of drool coming out the corner of his mouth. He could be cute sometimes, when he wasn't completely fawning over Sephiroth. After all, Cloud could be just as good at fucking as the rest of them. No, seriously! He knew he could. "I'll be the narrator if you two are going to keep acting up like this." Yeah, tonight was the special night. Tonight was the night he got to share his artistic side! Oh, he'd always wanted to narrate a story! Not that either of his lovers knew that. Besides, it was his story so he might as well narrate it.

"Whatever," Leon said as he folded his arms leaning back against his pillow.

"And I'll do the sound effects," Ansem said, growing excited suddenly as he sat up quickly.

"Hell no!" Sephiroth yelled as he grabbed the back of Ansem's head slamming his face into the bed. Good think it was soft. He turned a glare at Cloud. "Why are we doing this anyway? What about finding a job to earn munny?"

"It wasn't my decision!" Cloud yelled glaring at Sephiroth. Well…it mostly wasn't his anyway. "This is the theme for this chapter! That's why we're doing this!"

Sephiroth blinked hearing that. "Chapter?" He frowned in confusion. "What are you talking about? This isn't a story!"

"Anyway!" Cloud yelled out changing the subject quickly.

Once upon a time, in a beautiful, white palace, there lived a young prince by the name of Sephiroth. Because he had no heart, he was called the Ice Prince. Frozen air left his breath whenever he spoke and his lips were as blue as ice.

Sephiroth scowled folding his arms. "It's like I'm wearing make-up."

Despite the beauty of the prince, no one loved him because of his cold nature. "Why won't any one love me?" the prince asked staring wistfully out his window.

"Why would I care about that?" Sephiroth said frowning at Cloud. "I'm fucking gorgeous!"

Cloud glared at him, for interrupting his story. "Shut up."

Sephy…I mean, Sephiroth the Ice Prince gave a sad sigh as he stared out his window. But something was heading towards his palace. In a fit of joy he headed out his room and down the steps quickly, for three beautiful-

"Fit of Joy?" Sephiroth asked frowning at the description. Hell, he wasn't some gay pansy…he was just gay…well…bi anyway.

"Beautiful Again?"

Cloud glares at both of them and sighed changing what he was going to say slightly.

Three sexy men were making their way towards the palace.

Leon looked at Sephiroth, a smirk lifting to his lips as Sephiroth was basically violated in the story by Cloud's imagination. "You're so gay."

"You're one to talk."

"Both of you shut up!" Cloud growled glaring at them.

"Fine."

"Whatever."

"Surely one of these sexy men will want to be my lover," Sephiroth said as he opened the door.

"Of course they would," Sephiroth said looking quite smug with himself as he looked at his four lovers. "After all, I'm hot like the sun."

"And greasy like butter," Leon added in muttering under his breath. Leave it to Cloud to make Sephiroth's head swell up even bigger. No, not that head! …Well sometimes. Come to think of it, why wasn't this story all about him? How come Sephiroth got the lime light?

"Sephbutter," Ansem mumbled yawning as he slid closer to Sephiroth licking at his leg. "Mmmmm, sounds delicious."

"Gah! Stop that!"

"Oooooo and creamy too!"

Cloud felt his eyes twitching but he was determined to finish his story.

The three men met Sephiroth at the front door. They were very homeless and had heard from the people at the village of a beautiful male that lived alone in a huge palace. They warned the men of the Ice Prince, but the men ignored the warning sure they could melt the Ice Prince's cold heart.

"Or just melt him," Leon said glaring at Sephiroth…damn him for getting all the attention.

"How can I help you?" Sephiroth asked as he stood by the door, his eyes glancing over the three males.

"We're lost and was hoping for a place to stay for the night," the tall sexy man with the scar on his nose said.

"Guess I'm in this after all."

"Actually, we're homeless," another male said with weird, gray hair.

"Can we stay here with you, just for the night?" said the cute innocent male with the gorgeous hair and blue eyes like the ocean. He also had a nice sexy body that could make any male drop dead.

Leon frowned. "…Why is your description so detailed?"

"Yeah," Ansem interjected, "I got labeled with weird hair!" He pouted. "I like my hair."

"…And I'm faceless with only a nose and a scar."

"Um…."

"You can stay," the Ice Prince said, "On one condition."

"And what is that?" the scar faced man said suspiciously.

"You all must be my lover."

"Agreed," the weird haired one said quickly.

"…a little too quickly."

"That's just like him." Sephiroth smirked at Leon earning him a suspicious look from the tall brunet. "Looks like you're in my harem now."

Leon blinked, unable to stop the slight blush that crept up in his cheeks. "…."

"I haven't seen you two do it yet," said a blushing Cloud looking up from his story to look at the two.

Reddening even more, Leon sighed resting two fingers against his forehead as he rubbed at the headache he was sure would come. "Just finish up your story."

"O-Oh…right…."

The first day, the Ice Prince laid his eyes on the sexy male with the scar. His name was Leon. The three of them had fled their hometown when it had been invaded. Despite being slightly shorter than Ansem…I think…Leon was quite handsome, known for being the ladies man with the girls back home…well…known for being fawned after by the ladies back home. We weren't really…I mean…the two males that traveled with Leon weren't too sure about his sexual orientation. Then again, he must have at least swung both ways because one time when Cloud went out to get some food, he came back to find Ansem with his tongue in Leon's mouth and his hand inside his pants doing something. Leon didn't seem to have any compl-

"Will you stop talking about my sexual orientation and get on with the story?"

"Sorry…I'm just curious."

That first night found Leon sitting in his room at his desk reading a book, so into it he didn't hear the knock at the door. When he didn't receive an answer, Sephiroth frowned to himself opening the door, his body letting a chill into the room, which caused the little light of the lamp on the desk beside Leon to go out. Shivering slightly and frowning at the suddenness of his light going out, Leon stood up, the leather pants squeezing tightly on his butt as he bent over looking for the matches. Despite it being dark now, Sephiroth had no problems seeing in the dark as his eyes focused on those dark globes. Quickly and quietly, Sephiroth pressed up against Leon from behind, gaining a gasp of surprise from the other as his body went still in alarm.

"Who's there?" Leon asked in a quiet whisper.

"It is only I," Sephiroth said in a deep voice, "the Ice Prince."

"This is so fucking cheesy."

"Shut up, Sephiroth! It's getting to the good part."

"I'll say…." Ansem grinned standing on his knees on the bed as he took off his shirt swinging it around. "Whooo, take it off! Take it all off!"

"Grrr…"

"…."

"Why are you in my room?" Leon asked starting to pant as he felt the chill of the Ice Prince's fingers on his nipples underneath his shirt.

"Tonight is the night I dominate you," Sephiroth said, his cold icy lips pressing up against Leon's neck. "If you can warm my cold body then you and your friends can stay."

"I didn't ask to be dominated," Leon said, despite his body's protesting his words as he leaned back against the lean body behind him.

Leon frowned seeing just how…serious this story was starting to get…and not liking the direction it was taking…considering. "…I thought this was a kid's story."

"It was….um…." Cloud blushed as he looked down at his fingers before glancing over at Sephiroth. "b-before Sephiroth….did what he did?"

"I make every story XXX related," Sephiroth gloated, smirking.

"…And I think I'm on the bottom," Leon added…frowning again. Oh this story was NOT on his high list.

The dark angel just gave him a shrug, though that smug look on his face said he really didn't care as long as he was annoying the hell out of Leon. Which he was doing a fairly good job of doing. "That's the norm after all," he said earning a scowl from Leon.

"Can we finish the story?" Ansem said pouting as he pawed slightly at Sephiroth's crotch acting like a cat wanting some milk. "I want to get to my part."

"Well…we could if –someone-" Cloud cast his glare on his other two lovers, both of which looked even more frustrated glaring at each other, "would stop interrupting."

"…Fine."

"Sure, whatever."

Leon glared at Sephiroth, not appreciating that his line was being stolen, but Sephiroth only smirked back and taking a finger and sliding it between the two fingers on his other hand, a grin on his lips at the blush he received. Oh yeah, he was still the master! No one could out fuck the Sephiroth King!

"Anyway…"

"I didn't ask to be domin-

"… You already said that par-."

"Shut up! I know what I'm doing!"

"I didn't ask to be dominated," Leon said, despite his body protesting his words and leaning back against the lean body as he wiggled his hips. Later on, Cloud and Ansem came inside finding a shocking sight...that they quickly joined in on.

"And I'll fuck every last one of them."

"Sephiroth!"

"What?" Sephiroth frowned as he glanced at Cloud. "It's true."

And the four males finally reached their end together.

"That was ultra fast."

"Well I'm done," Cloud said frowning as he closed his notebook tossing it off the side of the bed. "Besides, you guys kept interrupting."

Sephiroth looked over at him, Ansem between his legs trying to peel his boxers off. "Because why the hell are we listening to a story when we can be doing the fucking right here?" Grinning he let his eyes rest on Leon. "So go ahead and bend over so I can fuck you."

"Good night," Leon said blushing as he turned over pulling the blanket over his head. "Bastard."

"Thanks."

"Mmmmm, I'll play with you Sephy-nifty!"

"You always play with me!" Sephiroth said scowling as Ansem. He glanced over at Cloud noticing the other was pouting and smiled resting a hand on his head ruffling his hair. "If you're so peeved, then why don't you do Ansem in the butt." He grinned. "Then you can say you're not always on the bottom."

"Ah…" Cloud blushed looking at Ansem before he shook his head. "M-Maybe another time."

"Aww come on Cloudy-Woudy," Ansem purred as he wiggled his butt back and forth. "Just for a little while."

"W-Well…if you insist." Crawling from his spot between Leon and Sephiroth, Cloud got on his knees behind Ansem. "You sure you're ok with this?"

"Oh delighted! I've had Sephir-beer, Lele-poodle, and now Cloudy Puff! It would be an orgasmic full circle."

Leon frowned sitting up, seeing the three of his lovers getting it on…and without him no less. How dare they?

Sephiroth smirked at him. "Oh, couldn't sleep, sleepy head." He leaned over trapping a surprised Leon's lips as he nibbled on them before sliding his tongue into the gaping mouth. Unable to avoid the sheer power of Sephiroth's kisses, Leon groaned gripping the sheets beneath him as he pushed his tongue up against the invading one. He slid close, unable to help himself as he leaned down kissing one of Sephiroth's nipples before moving lower.

"Hey hey, you're interfering with the flow," Sephiroth said glaring at Leon. "Go fuck Cloud or something."

"…Asshole."

After much yummy goodness provided by the sexy men, the four collapsed together onto the bed, sated, sweaty, and feeling damn good about things. Leon was already partially asleep, nuzzled easily on top of Cloud who was comfortably reclined halfway on Ansem who was still stuck between Sephiroth's legs, using him as a pillow. And Sephiroth? He was still sitting there watching the three with half slitted eyes before he looked to the side of the bed at the discarded notebook, finding an open page in the back that looked like a continuation to the story.

The three men had broken the Ice Prince's cold heart. He felt he could smile again as he stood at the door, watching his three lovely boys lying comfortable in each other's arms…naked…and in his bed. Yes…he was definitely king now. And there was no way he'd let these three out of his sight ever. He'd protect them…or at least until a certain loud mouth decided to whine about not being fucked in a few hours.

The End.

"…Heh…my personal harem."

TBC….

Cloud: That was hot!

Leon: That was creepy.

Ansem: That was amazing!

Sephiroth: That was fucked up! In a good way! For me anyway.

Leon: Ass….

Sephiroth[smirks I agree, your ass is good for fucking.

Leon: ….

Yep...definitely editted...I think I got it all. Naturally, you can find the full version on y-gallery. Or at least until I do finally remake and put up my website.