|Peter's Too Fat
Author: s.s.harry PM
this is a joke about our friend Peter. Very funny! Please read and Review!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Poetry - Peter P. & Severus S. - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10-02-04 - Status: Complete - id: 2079029
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Pete's too fat.
Author S. S. Harry
Summary: I'm a Peter fan, but I feel like making fun of the boy right about now. Enjoy! R&R I command you!
Peter Pettigrew was fat and short.
This was before he joined that idiot Voldermort
He was much too small for Big & Tall
But much too fat for the Baby Gap
So His mother gave up and said one day
"I'll let him be naked so he'd be on his way"
Peter went to school naked and that night
No one ate their dinner, It wasn't a pretty sight
Several first year ran away in fright
Slytherins leered, trying to start a fight
Most embarrassed if all was his dear friend Prongs,
cause to get eyes off Peter, he showed everyone his thong
Remus was scared and Sirius just didn't care
Because he "somehow" knew of Prongs stringy underwear
Poor Lily Evans stared into the heavens
Her fist grabbing the collar of the drunken reverend
"Why me god Why me?" she sadly cried.
Everyone ignored her comments ending them with a sigh.
Silently we stared at Peter saying "why Peter, why?"
"How come you never just seem to die?"
People yelled and the fought and they cursed and they swore
as owls flew about the place chanting "Never More, Never More"
attention left Peter and went to the front doors
Because Snape just walked in, with three pretty blonde whores.