A 2am drabble job, only speech. Sounds sad, but I got a new pen and I wanted to try it out, and I ended up writing this. Bit... confuzing, and it's not the best I could have done, but... Someone might like it. The '...' mean later, ok? Ok.

SLASH, my devoted fans, SLASH ahead. Merry and Pippin slash. Like a devoted fan such as myself could write anything else.

Disclaimer: I own sweet FA.

"Merry?"

"What is it, Pippin?"

"I love you."

"Alright."

"You're not listening to me, are you?"

"In the middle of the night? No."

"It's not my fault you're awake."

"Well I was asleep a minute ago. At long last."

"What's that supposed to mean, Meriadoc?"

"You keep kicking me. And fidgeting."

"I don't fidget!"

"You do."

"I don't."

"Do."

"So what are you going to do? Throw me out?"

"If it means I get to sleep? Yes."

"I'm hurt, Merry. I shall never forgive you."

"Of course you won't."

...

"Pippin?"

"Hmm?"

"I love you."

"Hush, Merry. I'm trying to sleep."

Can I been annoying and plead for reviews? Cheers.

PLEASE!

Done. Hope you liked it.