Ai’s Haiku Laboratory

Bus jack hostages.

“Sniff—you don’t smell weird to me.”

‘Cause Ai washed with Dove.

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Haibara rambles

To Conan, thoughts of despair

Then says, “Just kidding!”

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One more all-nighter;

Ai’s pulling double lab shifts.

Visine helps red eye.

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Akemi’s heaven:

“Little” sis petting a dog.

Wow! Shiho’s so cute!

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Dwelling on death, fear,

Ai’s more cynical than most;

Acts like a grandma.

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Ai’s odd quotables,

Like—what Ran’s body’s good for!

(Conan said nothing.)

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Shiho at party:

There’s gin, vodka, and vermouth?

No cocktails for her.

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Pressed gun to temple,

Pronouncing Conan’s death fate.

Ai was still kidding!

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For murdered sister,

Shiho switched sides mid-season.

Life can be like sports.

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Complex chemistry;

Now Ai does her times tables.

Think Conan dumbed down?

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Miyano Shiho

Fits in five full syllables;

Haibara Ai? No.