Hi guys! I am writing this because I want a different approach to fanfics. So PLEASE don’t whine on about the lack of description. I have been putting in some comedy to this!!!This is also my second EVER fanfic (my first one is a but of a disaster!)

“Ho ho!” Eiko snickered as she watched Zidane hang from the lamp.

“EIKO CAROL WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!!” Zidane yelled. Eiko laughed. They were on their way to Dali and they had stopped off for ‘light refreshment’.

Garnet tugged worriedly at Zidane, trying to get him loose. Steiner, on the other hand, was bellowing at a cowering train conductor.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE AREN’T ANY LUXURY SEATS??? I ORDERED A LUXURY SEAT!!!”

“We are really sorry...” the conductor squeaked. “But since the trains aren’t working anymore...well, they were...but they are not now...meh...” Steiner thought in his head to kill or not to kill...that is the question...

“Hey stop reciting Shakespeare!” Zidane said from off-screen.

“Shakey-who?” Steiner pondered.

Eiko and Vivi tottered into the room. Vivi fell over, like he usually did. Eiko smacked her forehead and muttered,

“You really need some new shoes, Vivi...”

Amarant snickered at her comment. There was a regretting silence as Eiko stomped towards him.

“Did you just laugh at me?” she hissed.

“Yeah, so what?” Amarant sneered, his normal moody-git self.

“If you insult me one more time,” Eiko said threatenly, “I will bring out...the scissors!!”

Amarant squealed (which was not like him) and ran off.

Quina was intimidating the chef for more South Gate Bundt Cake.

“You give me munchies now! I MEAN NOW!” s/he croaked. The chef shook anxiously and then gave her the entire bowl of cake. Quina dumped it hard on the table, making the table stagger with the weight. Everyone pulled open umbrellas as they guarded themselves from flyiong cake as Quina took no hesitance in tucking in to the delicious dessert...

“Same old Quina...” Zidane sighed, putting away his umbrella. Garney had got him free.

Amarant, poor git, had entered the room at the same time and was now covered from head to toe in cake. Quina squaked, “Sorry!” and immediately tucked into the cake around his feet.

“Why me?” Amarant growled.

Eiko walked up to him and smirked. “You better be good!” she snickered. “Because if you don’t, I will punish you!”

Amarant restrained the urge to kill Eiko that very second. But maybe it was something to do with a Qu munching it’s way up his trousers that stopped him...

To lose my hair is worse than death... he thought sadly.

“WHAT DID YOU JUST THINK?” Zidane yelled.

“To lose my hair is worse than death.” Amarant immediately regretted saying that.

Garnet gasped. “You can’t take Freya’s catchphrase and change it into your own!” she squealed.

“Hey I thought her catchphrase was By the gods!” Quina said with a mouthful of cake.

“Ow! You bit my arm there, idiot.”

“Oops, sorry Amarant.”

“Why am I not speaking for a whole five minutes?” Vivi said sorrowfully.

Everyone felt it was time for Freya to chip in for a noble comment. But it never came. Eiko realised this and looked around.

“Hey guys...” she in a tiny voice, “Where IS Freya???”

Everyone looked around. Freya had been with them, at the station. But they hadn’t noticed her actually going into the station.

“Oh fuckin’ crap!” Zidane swore, and got an immediate hit on the head from Steiner.

“What are we going to do?” said Garnet, the worrier of the gang.

“Don’t worry, sweetie. We’ll find little Freya.” Zidane cooed. Steiner rolled his eyes, while Garnet looked away and blushed.

Amarant, for once, looked concerned.

“Stop being all gooey-eyes, you’re starting to make me sick. We have to find Freya.”

“Yes, yes, we must find her!” Vivi chirped in.

Everyone looked at Zidane who immediately looked heroic and stood like a super-hero would, with his hands on hips, legs apart.

“Thankyou, kind friends, for turning to me for the next step...”

Eiko said the honest but wrong thing. “Well, actually we were looking at you because we normally look at Freya but she ain’t here...”

Everyone sighed and rolled their eyes as Zidane chased Eiko around the room, roaring.

A good half hour later, Zidane had given up and they set out outside. They looked for clues and found...nothing.

“Why did you say that?” Eiko said crossly to the narrator.

“Suspense, I guess...” I said.

Everyone shrugged their shoulders and returned to business. Quina let her stomach lead the way and found...a piece of cheese.

“Mmm cheese I MUST EAT IT!!!” Quina said, but Zidane took a heroic leap and snatched the cheese from it. Quina looked sad but found a cookie in its pocket and ate it.

“No, Quina!” Zidane said. “It may have clues. Freya likes cheese...this cheese has blood on it!”

Everyone gasped. “Is she dead?” Eiko said, shaking nervously.

“I...don’t know!” Zidane said, trying to be heroic but failing miserably.

And so they pondered...

------------Suspense!! Soz this chapter is a tad short :) I really did not have the time to do this!!

So: Will Freya be found? Is she dead? Did Amarant ever get free from his cake-y surprise? Will Quina ever stop eating so much? (I don’t think so for the last one)

Tune in for the next exciting chapter!!!

Well...ok...not so exciting...meh.

Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own FFIX. Square do that. bows down to square Oh holy Square...