-Author's Notes-

Well, This little poem just popped into my head when I realized how the hentai-heads out there hate certain pairings... unless they're involved in hentai-oriented content(particularly when its shoujo-ai). So, I typed this up. Enjoy

-Twas the Night aka Death of the Hentai Heads-

(Armor King's POV)

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a louse

The perverts were nestled
All snug in their beds
While visions of hentai stuff
Danced through their heads

I'd passed out
With a book in my lap
All settled in
For a winter's cat-nap

Suddenly, I sensed it
And sprang from my bed
I ran to the perverts' room
But, I found them all dead

The assailant had made not a sound
As he went straight to his mission
Slashing and gashing at them
Killing each one in succession

I've made a discovery
That the one responsible, I know,
For this massacre of human-trash
Was none other than Hattori Hanzo

-!The End!-

Ramblings: So there! ::blows raspberry at hentai-heads:: Feel free to flame! Ja! ... ... maybe I've been playing too much Samurai Warriors.