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Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-13-04 - id:2093990
(A/N)- I finally finished it! My last poem for school! At ... 12:25 on a school night. Oh well, at least it's done. :)

My Villainous Dream


By Rebecca Wheeler


I loved the Disney villains, I didn't know why,

But sometimes it's neater to root for the bad guy,

When my brother heard this, he said with a sigh,

"One day in a room with them, you'd surely die,"

'A challenge at hand' I thought with much glee,

Okay, I'll do it, invite them all, you'll see,

So he did, and went under lock and key,

If only I'd known sooner, me free!

Gaston was the first to feel some pain,

The urge to choke him kept me in vain,

His gloating was driving us insane,

Ten seconds later I hurt his brain;

It didn't matter though,

His head's as thick as dough;

Judge Claude Frollo had soon came after,

'Gypsy murder' talk caused no laughter,

At boring you stiff, he's the master,

Too bad his actions were not faster;

We threw him from the windows ledge,

'Cause his temper kept us on edge;

Then there was Hook, he was somewhat kind,

Till Hades got stabbed on his behind,

Ursula, she just wasn't too kind,

And Jafar: his staff, we struck him blind,

By 'we' I mean Maleficent and I,

We did kind of make every villain cry,

But it was real fun! I tell you no lie!

But then I woke up, bolted upright in bed,

I'll await their wrath, and for sure I'll be dead;

But hey, I deserved it; I messed with the best,

I beat all the villains, no blows to my chest!

Cool ...


(A/N)- Tired ... u-u;

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