Mine eyes have seen the cuteness of a crazy pyro boy
He loves to play with fire and his forte is destroy
He isn't ill, he's just insane, and this isn't a decoy
He's a crazy insane boy

*Chorus*
Chiku chiku moerooooooo
He is an albino
Chiku chiku moerooooooo
He's a crazy insane boy

His eyes are like a garnet's fire; his hair is like the moon
If you ask him kindly, he will cruelly put you to your doom
He likes to flame, it isn't a shame, what are you going to do
He's a flaming pyro boy

He likes to fight in Alseides, this isn't a charade
When he uses his stealth cloak, his image starts to fade
The crima claw and flame thrower he uses in a raid
His melef marches on

He delivered a sneak attack and lost; though he tried to win
He has a scar along his cheek in which the fight gave him
He rubs the scar upon his cheek, upon his milky skin
He's obsessive now we know

The Dragon Slayer's know it when their captain comes afoot
He likes to slap them up and down when they give him some input
He cries and cackles insanely when Van turns them into soot
He's an odd one yes we know

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