No Room for Privacy

An AAMRN with a little bit of a sick twist! Enjoy!

Ash, Misty and Tracey were sitting around at a campfire. It was an unusually cold night, and you get the message.

Tracey got up. "Ash," he said. "Can I borrow Lapras to head to Minneola Island? I'm gonna buy a heat lamp."

"What's wrong with the cold?" Ash asked.

"I'm like someone from Miami. Warm blooded," Tracey replied.

Ash handed him Lapras' Pokéball. He got up and left.

When the boy with chubby legs was out of sight, Ash and Misty looked at each other. Ash held Misty's hand as she put on his cap and played with his hair.

"Here Misty," Ash said as he picked up a blanket and wrapped it around them.

"Thanks," Misty said as she snuggled up with him. They leaned their heads on each other. "Is your name really Ashton? Or is it Ashley or something?" she jokingly asked.

"Either way, I don't like either name," Ash replied.

"I dunno," Misty said. "Ashton sounds kind of nice."

"Sweet nothings," Ash replied. He whispered something in Misty's ear.

"You will? Really?" Misty asked. "That's so sweet!" She kissed him on the cheek.

However, privacy for these two is an elusive thought, don't you think so?

"If you need to…ummm…" Jesse started.

"Then… uhh… whatever," James said.

They burst out in laughter.

"AAML! That's right!" Meowth added.

Ash and Misty were staring at them in shock. And total… pissiness. If that IS a real word.

"Get out of here!" Ash yelled.

"Can't you leave us alone!?" Misty yelled.

"Jesse… get the video camera!" James laughed.

"We… don't have… one!" Jesse laughed.

"Damn!" Meowth said.

"Pikachu! Juuman Bolt!" Ash yelled.

Pikachu shocked the jujubees out of the Rocket Gang. Good.

"YANA KANJI!" they yelled as they ran away.

"Good," Ash said as Misty leaned his head on her lap. She stroked his hair.

"Why is it we never get two seconds alone without being watched?" Misty asked.

"It's like everything we do is so fascinating to them," Ash replied. "And I don't know why."

Misty sighed and leaned her head on Ash's and closed her eyes. "You're such a sweetie, Ashy," she said to him.

"You're sweet too," Ash replied.

There was a sudden rustle in the bushes in front of them. Tracey popped out, ready with the sketchpad and pencil.

"Now, I GOTTA make a sketch of this!" he exclaimed. He began to draw the lovebirds.

"Oh no you don't!" Misty yelled.

"Gimme that!" Ash yelled.

Ash and Misty took Tracey's sketchpad and smashed it over his head. He was out like a light.

"Hope he forgets when he wakes up," Ash said.

The two lovebirds sat back down. Ash wrapped the blanket around them and they snuggled up and leaned their heads on each other. How sweet!

"If he wanted a picture, he could have tried a camera," Misty said.

That must have been Todd's cue. He dropped out of a nearby tree and landed in front of them, with his camera ready.

"Pictures taken instantaneously!" Todd yelled excitedly. "I'm a photographic genius, if I say so myself!" He held his camera up and got Ash and Misty in his sight.

Ash got up and began to march over to Todd. "Oh for the LOVE OF…!" he yelled.

Todd didn't pay any attention, instead focusing on his new photo subjects. "Ok, look at the camera," he told them. "Ready? Say…"

That was the last word Todd could get out before he saw a green gloved fist fly straight at the camera and he flew backward into a shrub.

Ash brushed his hands off and began walking back to Misty, but was interrupted by Todd getting up out of the shrub. Fortunately, Todd was totally out of it. He was dizzy and he had a bruised nose and lip. But he still tried to snap that damn picture!

"Fuzzy…pickUGH!!!" Todd groaned before falling back into the shrub. His camera went off just as he landed.

"Now…" Ash started.

"We have some privacy," Misty finished.

"No one to watch…" Ash said. He gave Misty "the look".

"Ash," Misty said. "Why are you giving me that look?"

Ash gave her a mischievous smile. "You know what I feel like doing?" he asked.

"What?" Misty asked.

"This!" Ash exclaimed. He tickled her.

"Oh, really?" Misty giggled. "Two can play at THAT game!" She tickled him back.

"Hmm…" Ash replied. "But what about this?" He tickled her even more.

After a few minutes of tickling, Ash and Misty leaned on each other. The put their arms around each other.

But Misty heard the voice that she dreaded to ever hear again.

"Hi Ashy! You're such a cutie!" Seduca, better known as FLULA exclaimed.

"Go away Flula…" Misty said with frustration.

"Not until I get my Ashy-boy," Flula replied.

"Not this again," Ash moaned.

"No way!He's my boyfriend!" Misty yelled. She tossed her arms around Ash's neck.

"Well, why don't you let him have a say?" Flula asked.

"Alright," Ash said. "I'm eleven years old, only eleven, and you're fighting over me as if I were Leonardo Dicappichino or whoever that guy is. Flula, there's this guy who lives on Valencia Island with Professor Ivy. His name is Brock, and he's desperately searching for a girlfriend."

"I only want you!" Flula replied.

"He's taken!" Misty yelled. "Go for Brock!"

"Yeah, he's got class," Ash said. "You should see how well he is with the ladies."

"And he's intelligent," Misty chimed in.

"You're his type! He likes girls like you!" Ash added.

"Hmm… alright!" Flula agreed. "Bye Ashy!" She ran off.

"Thanks Ash," Misty said. She kissed him on the cheek again.

"Hey, you helped," Ash replied. He kissed her on the cheek.

They stared at each other… and then leaned forward.

But Richie, that moron we hate so much just HAD to pop out of the bushes.

"Hey Ashy! Wanna have a Pokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemon battle?" Richie asked. "I'll tell you a secret if you win! HUH HUH HUH HUH?????? Wanna battle? Wanna…"

"ARGH!!! YOU MORON!!!" Ash yelled. He jumped up and punched Richie in the stomach. He fell back and down a rocky hill, getting cut and bruised the whole way down.

"OW! OW! OW! OW! OOOOOOOW!!!!!" Richie groaned. He landed in a boiling hot spring, with salt water.

"!!!" he screamed.

"Now, there's room for pirvacy," Misty said. Ash sat back down next to her, and they FINALLY got to kiss. When it was over, a voice chimed in behind them. A very familiar voice as well.

"Hi guys!" the voice said. Ash and Misty quickly spun around to see a young girl with striking blue hair and a Ditto by her feet.

"Duplica!" Ash and Misty exclaimed in unison.

We leave it to you, the reader, to determine the events coming. Use your imagination, even if it is going to be something dirty. We won't say a thing.