Author's Note: After listening to 'Ugly Girl' by Weird Al, I kind of got the idea to do this fic…enjoy!

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Smelly Girl

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

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"Hi, Maleficent!"

"Hi, Ansem!"

"Want to come and help take over the world?"

"Sure, Ansem!"

"Well, forget it! MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

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I'm a smelly girl,

My breath makes you hurl.

I'm a freako,

I've got B.O.!

My odor's everywhere,

I give boys quite a scare.

I'm an abomination

To all mankind's creation.

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You're so smelly,

You disgust me!

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I'm a smelly girl,

My breath makes you hurl.

I'm a freako,

I've got B.O.!

My odor's everywhere,

I give boys quite a scare.

I'm an abomination

To all mankind's creation.

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I'm a poor friendless girl,

All alone in the world.

My bum's so large and fat,

It's plain stinky.

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You're a doll. Wed a troll.

Were you hit by a train?

Don't go near me 'cause

You're rather kinky.

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Don't get touched!

I'm afraid!

'Cause guys say,

I'm just a whore!

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OO-OOH!

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I'm a smelly girl,

My breath makes you hurl.

I'm a freako,

I've got B.O.!

My odor's everywhere,

I give boys quite a scare.

I'm an abomination

To all mankind's creation.

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You're so smelly,

You disgust me!

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Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Yeah!

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You're so smelly,

You disgust me!

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OO-OOOO! OO-OOOO!

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You're so smelly,

You disgust me!

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Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Yeah!

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You're so smelly,

You disgust me!

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OO-OOOO! OO-OOOO!

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"Come on, let's rule the world together!"

"Hell, no! Because you're so damn smelly…DIE!"

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! SCREW YOU, ANSEM!"

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Fin