Chapter 4

At 6:20am Stephanie wakes up and sees she's still in her clothes. She hops out of bed and realizes she's in Heyman's house. Stephanie runs to the living room and sees the wrestlers passed out around the room. Stephanie then remembers the last few days and goes to the kitchen to get coffee. Paul, who is sitting with Linda stands up and gives Stephanie a kiss on the forehead. "Good morning my future wife."

"Paul, what are you, when did you get here?" Stephanie said, still half asleep.

"I told you I was coming, and I got here at about 4:30..."

Stephanie puts her finger on Paul's lips. "Do you hear that?"

"What?"

Faint sounds come from the other room. "That sound."

"Steph, you don't wanna know what that is."

"Why? Did Heyman order more porn?" Stephanie asks.

"More porn? How long has he been watching it?" Paul exclaims.

"I've been hearing porn from his bedroom ever since we got here." Stephanie sits on Paul's lap.

Paul takes a sip of coffee "You should have seen him when we got here."

Linda sets her coffee down "He was asking where his boobies went because Paul turned off the TV."

"You went in his room?" Stephanie asks.

"No, he had porn on in the living room when I came in."

Just then they heard Heyman heading to the kitchen whistling while pouring his coffee. When Heyman turns around Paul asks him "Did you find your boobies?"

"I don't know what you're talking about Mister I dropped the title to Kane." Heyman told him.

Stephanie then turned to her fiancé "Why did you drop the title to Kane?"

"Steph, don't change the subject. We're talking about Heyman's porn."

Stephanie then gets off Paul's lap and walks over to Heyman. "Don't make fun of him. He has to help me run my company." Stephanie holds Heyman's head, not noticing that it's in her breasts.

"Heyman, you'd better not be enjoying that?" Paul yells.

Stephanie starts to yell at Paul, but then notices Heyman's head and pushes him away. "You pervert! Doing that right in front of my fiancé."

Paul and Steph then argue for a half an hour and wake up Raven and his buddies. When they stop arguing, Stephanie can't find her cellphone, so the two head upstairs to look for it as Shane is heading downstairs for breakfast.

Shane then asks his mother "Why are Paul and Steph heading to Heyman's guest bedroom?"

"Stephanie said she couldn't find her cellphone." Linda told her son.

"But she was wearing it on her way upstairs." Shane tells his mother.

Heyman then rushes into the other room and dials Stephanie's number. Stephanie's phone rings five times before she answers it. "Hello?"

"You must have found your phone, now get down here before I come up there!"

Stephanie hangs up the phone as she looks over at Paul. "That was Heyman, now get your pants on before he comes up here."

As the two are getting dressed Paul asks Stephanie "So, who'd you sell your stock to?"

"If you tell me why you dropped the title."

Paul then put his arms around Stephanie and said, "Okay."

"Well, we didn't technically sell our stock."

Paul lets go of Stephanie "What do you mean? I read the papers, your stock was sold as of Saturday."

Stephanie puts her arms back around Paul "You didn't let me finish. Shane and I didn't sell our stock. We just put it away for our children so they can take over the family business."

Paul buttons his shirt and puts his arm around Stephanie "You are so smart."

They walk downstairs as Steph asks Paul "Now you have to tell me why you dropped the title."

They stop halfway down the stairs. "Steph, I decided to drop the title because I kept reading things about how I was only the champ because I was with you. And then last night I told Kev I was gonna drop the title, and Glenn said he wasn't gonna wrestle so I gave it to him."

"So why didn't you drop the title awhile back?" Stephanie asks.

"Because I knew Vince would kill me." Said Paul.

The two head to the living room and sit on the couch as Heyman enters the room. "Paul, were you naked in my bed?"

"No Heyman!" Paul yells.

"Were there naked boobies in my bed?" Heyman asks.

"No!" yells Stephanie.

Heyman then runs up to the guest bedroom and jumps on the bed. Heyman rolls onto a wet spot and wonders who it was from. Heyman continues to roll on the bed as Shane enters the room. Heyman notices him "What are you doing in here?"

"I'm getting my shirt. What are you doing in here?"

"That's none of your business what I'm doing in here. Now get out!" Heyman yells.

"Okay, I guess I'm gonna have to tell the guys you have a bladder problem." Shane says walking to the door.

Heyman notices his pants "Damn it! Shane you can't tell anyone about this!"

"Okay Heyman, I won't tell anyone you pee your pants." Shane then walked out of the room and downstairs to the living room.