HAH! Yours truly is finally updating! (bows like Ayame, with a flourish of the hand) (reviewers beat her up with frying pans and chocolate eggs and stuff for not updating sooner) I’m sorry! I’m sorry! (cowers) I didn’t mean it!

And now it is time to address my reviewers. (rubs head tentatively)

Amme Moto: (feels sad) Ummm…if I give you full custody of my Kish voodoo doll, will you update? (eyes shine hopefully)

Dark Moon Sabbath: Yes, the land of Kish-ness! Where all is Kish and…Kishy.

Kyo’s Kitty: I, too, have been faithfully reviewing your stories! (grins) I reviewed for your latest chapters too! (is happy)

And all of you get many, many, many pieces of edible money.

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With Ichigo and Masaya Aoyama out of the way, you’d think there wouldn’t be any more problems right? But no. Everyone-get this- MISSED Ichigo! And the authoress sat at her desk, fingers entwined together, listening to the complaints of the other 4 Mew Mews. Let us listen to their conversation (wink).

RK: Next up, Minto Aizawa.

Minto: (storms up to RK) WELL! I HAVE MANY, MANY THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT! Firstly, there’s too much sand on the beach! Secondly, this table is made out of second-class wood! Which is bad! Thirdly, you have taken away Ichigo! That is good! But you have not made me, the attractive, beautiful, polite, well-mannered, awesome Minto, the main character! That is bad! (rants on and on, including complaints about how the sky has too much hair and stuff)

RK: (picks up a walkie-talkie) Secuuuuuuuuuurity…

(The security dudes burst in, and haul the never-shutting-up Minto away from her office)

RK: Ahhhh…peace and-

Purin: I’m HEEEEEEERE! Na no da!

RK: (groans) State your business, if not get the hell out of this place!

Purin: I brought Sis Zakuro! (points to Zakuro)

Zakuro: (sits, and starts to file her nails) -

Purin: I want to complain about how you took Big Sis Ichigo away! She was so nice, and kind, and cute, and all that! WHY’D YA HAVE TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME! (jumps onto RK’s table) I’m all alooooooooone…no one here beside me…..

Random pen: I’M HERE!

RK: O.O

PurinWHAT! I’Cp>Zakuro: (still filing her nails)

Purin: Now she’s goooooooooone, my life’s gone wroooooooooooong, and there's ice inside my heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaart!

RK: (covering her ears) SPARE ME! (zaps Purin, and she turns into a real monkey)

Purin the monkey: (runs out of door)

RK: Thank GOD. Now, Zakuro, do YOU have any complaints?

Zakuro: (actually looks up for a while) Well…I do have a something to say. It is private. May I close the door?

RK: (is taken aback) Why, s-sure, Zakuro…(the door obligingly closes)

Zakuro: (sits in front of RK and is silent for a while)

RK: …

Zakuro: (is silent)

RK: …

Zakuro: (is silent)

RK: …

Zakuro: (screeches) I LOVED HIM!

R: (BADUMP! BADUMP! goes her rather startled heart)

Zakuro: (shiny teary eyes) I’ve always loved Masaya! AND YOU TURNED HIM INTO A SAUSAGE! (clutches heart) I’ve always wanted to-(is cut off by her cell phone ringing) (picks it up) Yes? …WHAT! I’ve been learning the wrong script? And I’m in the wrong scene? You mean this is Ichigo’s part? …But she’s missing! …Oh fine. I’ll meet you in the café in a minute. (swiftly stalks out the door)

RK: OO

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TO BE CONTINUED…

Well! That was invigorating! I know it wasn’t really all that funny, but it’s quite good, considering how I haven’t been writing much…I feel like a junior writer again…(is unhappy) (perks up) ANYWAY! Review, and you’ll get a Kishland playset with an Ichigo doll! COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE! Terms and conditions apply. If you don’t…I’ll come to your house, throw you over a desk, and let some dogs yell at you for a looooooong time. So there.