Author's Note: Yay! This is my twentieth fanfic here at ! I've been here for about two and a half years... I think that makes roughly eight fics a year.

I'm dedicating this fic to my friend Bohrok 127, because 1) he has always been there for me and supported me in my writing 2) he really, really hates Jamie.

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The flame-painted foot of a huge, blue robot smashed repeatedly into the frame of another robot, smaller, grey-colored and of a different design. The blue robot was the immistakble Megas known across the galaxy. Megas's pilot was quite famous, too. On the very top of the robot, there sat a red car, which looked almost miniature compared to the giant Megas. In the driver's seat was the famous pilot himself- Coop; a blonde overweight teenage guy who, when he wasn't kicking robot butt in Megas, was sitting on his own butt playing video games and eating food. Riding shot gun was Jamie, Coop's best friend who never really did anything but liked to watch two robots beating the crap out of each other. And the red-haired alien girl was Kiva, the backseat driver.

Coop pressed a button on his control pad repeatedly. He shoved the last of his hot dog into his mouth with his other hand. "Do you think it's dead yet?" Coop asked as Megas pounded on the other robot.

"It hasn't moved for three hours." Jamie said.

"I think it knows not to come back now." Kiva told him.

"Good, I'm all out of hot dogs." Coop layed back in his seat. "I'm hungry. Let's get some philly
cheese steaks."

"Coop," Jamie said, "You just ate three hot dogs!"

"Some of us actually need to eat, Jamie." Coop switched Megas into drive mode and walked
downtown to the philly cheese steak house.

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"Hey," Coop said in the drive-thru, "I need three philly cheese steaks, oh and, do you guys want anything?" Coop asked Jamie and Kiva.

"We've been here for twenty minutes!" Kiva said, "It's closed, Coop."

"Maybe they just didn't hear me. I NEED FIVE PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS!" Coop shouted.

"Five?" Jamie said, "You told them three a minute ago."

"I'm hungrier now." Coop explained.

"Coop, it's one o'clock AM! The place is closed." Kiva said.

"Dang it, who doesn't run a philly cheese steak house twenty-four hours? Well, guess I gotta go back to my house and find something there." Coop switched back into drive, again, and walked down to his house in Megas.

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Coop opened up all the cupboard doors and anywhere else he might find some food. But he didn't find anything, they were all empty.

"No food at all!" Coop shouted, "How is this possible?"

"Maybe you ate it all." Jamie suggested.

"Yeah, like I eat that much." Coop said sarcasticly.

Jamie and Kiva both gave him questionable looks.

Coop flung open the refrigerator door. "An empty refrigerator! That is the most unsightly thing ever! What kind of chaos has been unleashed? No food anywhere!" Coop fell to his knees begging the gods.

Suddenly, there was an explosion, or something, heard outside. The earth started shaking. "I'm going to go see what's going on." Kiva said and she walked outside.

Jamie was sitting in the corner with his hat pulled halfway down his face. He had broken into a cold sweat. He peeked out of the brim of his hat and looked around. "Woah, that was freaky, huh, Coop?"

Coop looked at his scared friend. "Jamie you're such a chicken-" He paused, "Chicken... mmmm..."

"Coop? Coop?" Jamie said.

"I am so hungry..." Coop muttered.

"COOP!"

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Kiva walked in after standing outside and observing the area for a few minutes. The robot from earlier had gotten up again and was smashing a few buildings across town.

"Coop," Kiva said, "The robot from before is up again. Are you ready to-" She cut herself off midsentence as she looked around the room. "Where's Jamie?" She asked.

"Jamie?" Coop patted his large belly. "Who's Jamie?"

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THE END