Whose Line Is It Anyway?

A Yu-Gi-Oh FanFic

Written by: Seto's Princess

Bwahahahaha… I am back! AGAIN! I AM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU GUYS WAIT SO LONG! Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer – I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Whose Line Is It Anyway… or any random things in this chapter. I also do not own Jennifer (Atemu's Lover)…

Warning: OOCness, Randomness…

Chapter Nine – DEMON! RETURN FROM THE TOILET!

I appear on stage. "Welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. The points don't matter just like orange food coloring in orange juice."

I continue, "Anyway, on today's show: 'MAI,' Varon! 'FUNNYBUNNY,' Pegasus! 'MOKUBA,' Seto Kaiba! And 'SETO,' Mokuba Kaiba! And I'm your new host, Sarai… Let's have some fun!"

"!" some random person runs out from the bathroom. "DEMON! DEMON!" she screams.

"Jennifer?" I ask. It is my friend, Jennifer. (AKA – Atemu's Lover)

"DEMON! SHE'S COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO KILL US ALL!" Jennifer screams.

"What? Who's back to kill us all?" Mokuba asks.

"IT'S THE EVIL FRIENDSHIP BITCH!" Jennifer screams.

"Friendship… bitch? OH NO! NOT HER!" Seto shouts.

"TEA?" I ask.

Jennifer nods and runs back to her seat in the audience.

"I'll go check!" Pegasus shouts, gets up from his seat and runs over to the girls' bathroom.

…In the Girls' Bathroom…

"Hello? Anybody in here?" Pegasus asks as he walks into the bathroom.

… An odd sound comes from one of the bathroom stalls. Pegasus decides to open the door where the sound came from.

He opens the door to reveal…

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A TOILET!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet you did not see that coming! Did you?

I am just kidding…

What he sees is…

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One of the toilets is overflowing and spraying water all over the place as if something is clogged inside.

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Suddenly, Tea's hand emerges from the toilet and she pulls the handle! It is the exact reverse of what happens when you flush the toilet. Instead of flushing herself down the toilet, she flushes herself "up" in the usual spiral. (For those of you who are fans of "Fairly Oddparents," think back to that episode when Timmy wanted tickets for "Crash Nebula on Ice." I got the idea for Tea emerging from the toilet from "Francis's Toilet of Tickets" when Francis was flushed "up" the toilet.)

"GGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!" Pegasus screams and stands there like an idiot rather than doing the smart thing, which would be to run away from Tea.

Tea blinks. "PEGASUS! THE EVIL TOILET DEMONS ARE ANGRY WITH YOU! YOU KILLED ME!" she shouts.

"What? I didn't kill you… It was the explosive cookies that killed you," Pegasus explains.

However, Tea is not paying any attention and takes out a huge plunger. She sticks it on Pegasus's face and stuffs him into the toilet.

"!" Pegasus screams.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tea laughs maniacally and flushes him down the toilet.

…Back in the Studio…

"What the ey was that?" Varon asks in his usual Australian accent.

"EEEEEEEEKKKK!" the Varon fan girls squeal. They are so delighted to see him.

"Um…" I say.

"HI GUYS!" Tea exclaims as she walks out of the bathroom and onto the stage.

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"GGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!" everyone screams and ducks under their chairs.

"What? Did I say something wrong?" Tea asks.

"T-t-tea… I t-thought you w-were d-d-d-d-d-d-dead!" I exclaim, terror on my face. 'DIDN'T SHE FREAKING DIE FROM THOSE EXPLOSIVE COOKIES?'

"Dead? I don't remember being dead… Hmm… The last thing I remember was… YamiMarik saying he was going to get his revenge on you, then he sprayed me with sewer water, and then I ended up in a toilet. Yeah, that's it…" Tea explains.

"Sewer water?" Mokuba asks.

"Toilet?" Seto asks.

"Where's Pegasus?" Varon asks.

"Um… I flushed him down the toilet…" Tea replies.

"You flushed him down a toilet?" Mokuba asks.

"Impossible… He couldn't fit!" Seto retorts.

Tea shrugs and sits between Varon and Mokuba. "I WANNA PLAY AGAIN!"

"Um…" I mumble.

"HOLD ON! THERE IS NO WAY SHE'S PLAYING WITH US!" Seto yells.

"I agree, but Pegasus is somewhere in sewer land right now, so there's nothing I can do about it… I'll just have to let her play…" I say.

"WHAT?" Seto shouts.

"WOOHOO!" Tea exclaims and jumps in her seat.

I sigh and start the show. "Our first game is Infomercial. This is for Varon and Seto. You two are trying to sell some useless products to help people with some problem or whatever. I need from the audience a suggestion for a problem."

"BALDNESS!"

"EAR INFECTIONS!"

"FRIZZY HAIR!"

"NO FRIENDS!" Tea shouts

"TEA!" I yell.

"TOO SHORT!"

"OK! We'll use height… Go!"

"Hi and welcome to the "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Shopping Network" – where we sell you pointless items so you can feel better about whatever your stupid problems are!" Seto says.

"Aye, mate! Are you tired of being too short to reach the coffee?" Varon asks.

"Well, have we got the thing for you!" Seto exclaims and pulls out a hairbrush.

"Hey, mate, what does that do?" Varon asks and points to the brush.

"This is to make you look taller. You all know who Yugi Mutou is, right? Well, he's actually a whole foot shorter than he looks!" Seto says.

"HEY! I AM NOT A MIDGET!" Yugi shouts from the audience.

"How does he do it? Well, with this brush, you can just brush your hair in an upwards motion like this," Seto says and brushes Varon's hair upwards, "and voila!"

"I'm taller!" Varon exclaims and puts his hands up in a happy motion. (XD)

Seto tosses the brush into another box and pulls out another random item from the box. It is a stool.

"This… Well now, this is for you to stand on. If you can't reach the coffee, just stand on this stool and you'll be able to reach your coffee," Seto explains and holds out the stool. Then he tosses it into the other box.

Varon takes out another random item – a funnel.

"Now what does that do Varon?" Seto asks.

"Well, mate, this is to extend your height by sucking. See, you put it on your head like this," Varon explains and puts the funnel, wide side down, on Seto's head, "and you get your friend to suck your body up like this." Varon puts the smaller part of the funnel in his mouth and "sucks" up Seto. (Is it just me, or does this sound very wrong? XD)

"Anyway," Seto says quickly, takes the funnel off his head and tosses it in the box.

"We have other methods as well," Varon says and pulls another item out of the box – a box of Play-doh. (I do not own the Play-doh company!)

"Yes. You just grab some of this Play-doh and put it under your feet like this," Seto says and puts the Play-doh under Varon's shoes, "and you will instantly be a few inches taller!"

Varon tries to walk around with the Play-doh underneath his shoes but fails miserably and falls on his face.

"NOOOOO! VARON!" Varon fan girls cry out in sympathy.

Seto picks up another item from the box – a bunch of straws.

Varon gets up and asks, "Hey, Kaiba, is that what I think it is?"

"Yeah… What is it?" Seto asks.

"Well," Varon says and takes the straws. "This, my friend, is to suck the tallness out of other people. You just poke someone tall with one of these straws and suck the tallness from them." Varon pokes Seto with one of the straws and "sucks" up Seto's tallness.

"AGH! I'm shrinking!" Seto exclaims and pretends to shrink.

Varon picks out another item from the box – a giant pencil.

"Hey, Kaiba, what does this do?" he asks.

Seto stand back up, takes it and looks at it. "Hmm… No idea," he says and tosses it over his shoulder. Then he takes out a pair of high-heeled shoes from the box. "Of course, if all else fails, you can always just go with the obvious and wear high-heeled shoes."

Buzzer…

Once Varon sits down, he works on prying the Play-doh off the bottom of his shoes.

"Ha-ha… 500 points for each of you. Hey Yugi, were you watching this?" I ask.

Yugi pouts.

"Aww, I'm just kidding. By the way, why don't we give a round of applause to Yugi? Today is his birthday!" (HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUGI! June 4th)

The audience cheers and whoops for the adorable tri-hair color cutie.

"We'll be right back with 'Whose Line Is It Anyway'! Don't go away!" I shout.

…Commercial…

In a world were monkeys are extinct… and Gwen Stefani rules the world… Only one food can save the planet from total destruction! (I do not own Gwen Stefani… or monkeys…)

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"Hey Jamie, what is that?" a boy asks.

"Well, Mike, this is the food that will save the world!" Jamie replies.

"A banana?" Mike asks.

"Yes. So says the prophecy! When the world is on the brink of destruction, bananas will save us!" Jamie shouts.

"How?" Mike asks.

Suddenly, a fighter jet flies over them and drops a bomb.

"Like this!" Jamie shouts and just before the bomb falls on them and destroys everything within a 5-mile radius, she shouts, "THIS BEEP IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" and throws the banana in her hand at the bomb. The banana hits the bomb, causing it to ricochet and hit the fighter jet.

"WOW! Bananas really will save the world!" Mike shouts.

"BUY BANANAS!" they both shout and point at the burning fighter jet behind them.

This has been a health promotion commercial. Do not take this seriously and try to stop a bomb by throwing a banana at it. Bananas are good for your health, and they are not to be used as a substitute for bomb safety.

…End Commercial… (I do not own any company or whatever that handles bananas and/or the distribution of bananas. I do eat bananas though.)

"Our next game is "Questions Only"… This is for all four of you. You will act out a scene but you may only speak in questions. Your scene is soap opera."

Tea and Mokuba go first.

"Are the rumors true, Bob?" Tea asks.

"What have you heard?" Mokuba asks.

"Is it true that you're going out with Mel?"

"Are you talking about your sister, Mel?"

"That is… uh…"

Buzzer…

"Where is my money you vile scum?" Varon asks. Seto frowns.

"Would you believe I spent it all on your mother?" Mokuba asks.

"How long have you been dating my mother?"

"Would you believe it's been six years now?"

"Don't you have any morals?"

"I-argh!" Mokuba says in frustration.

Buzzer…

"Aren't you the jerk who kidnapped my brother's fiancé?" Seto asks.

"Are you the one they call "The Banana Man"?" Varon asks.

"Do you have any bananas?"

"Uh… no…" Varon says.

Buzzer…

"Aren't you my long lost love, George?" Tea asks.

"Isn't this beep bananas?" Seto asks.

"Do you mean b-a-n-a-n-a-s?"

"Will you marry… my evil twin?"

"Aren't you the evil one?"

"Don't um… Grr!"

Buzzer…

"Aren't you the girl who two-timed my uncle?" Mokuba asks.

"Can you believe I'm not a girl?" Tea asks.

"Can you believe I don't have an uncle?"

"Who was I two-timing, then?"

"Can you believe that was my aunt, Maurice?"

"Isn't Maurice a man's name?"

"Can you believe she used to be a man?"

Buzzer…

"Okay. 1000 points to whoever was in that who said the word "the." I can't remember who that was, so I don't care. Just 1000 points to everyone…"

"Well, that was pointless," Seto says.

"Yeah, I know. Today's winner is Mokuba! Mokuba, what's our last game?" I ask as I take his seat and he sits at my desk.

"Our last game is "Hoedown!" I need a suggestion for annoying people." Mokuba says.

"Painters!"

"The Neighborhood Watch People!"

"Fortune Tellers!"

"Tenants!"

"We'll go with 'tenants'… Okay, start as soon as the music begins."

Everyone, except me, groans and stands up to sing.

Laura Hall begins the music on the piano. Hoedown music starts playing.

"Some friendly new tenants just moved into my house.

They were so nice; they even had a cute pet mouse.

When I tried to feed it, it tried to eat my hand.

I guess it must have thought my friendship cookies tasted bland." Tea sings.

"My tenants are annoying; I can't wait till they go.

They burned my garden and pummeled Mai with snow.

They smell so bad; they smoke everyday.

I hope they go to hell one day, so I can shout 'HOORAY'!" Varon sings.

"Some tenants are evil! Some tenants are not nice!

My tenants kidnapped my pets, and ate them with some rice!

Then they stole my car, and scratched it up with rakes!

All because I gave them some purple colored cakes!" I sing.

"Just the other day, my tenant was a bitch.

I bought a flamethrower to burn that crazy witch.

When I went to torch her, she set me in a trap.

But in the end, she was the one that yelled out 'crap'!" Seto sings.

"THE ONE THAT YELLED OUT 'CRAP'!" everyone ends.

Buzzer…

"Well, that's all for Whose Line today. We'll see you tomorrow!" I shout.

TBC…

Well, I hope you all liked that… Once again, I am sorry it took me so long to update this one. Please review, because this beep is bananas! Hahahahahahaha! Sorry, that song is stuck in my head.