When I made this story, I was just done after eating 4 pounds of ketchup, and 26 sugar cookies...

Snape was taking his first bite out of his ketchup sandwich. Soon, Hermione, Harry, and Ron walked through the door.

Ron: Sorry, Professor Snape- I forgot what our homework was.

Ron copies the homework off of the board.

Hermione: Um...Mr. Snape?

Snape: Yea, Granger?

Hermione: Why are you eating a sandwich with only catsup on it?

Snape dropped his sandwich, and stood up, in rage.

Snape: It's ketchup, Granger. 30 points from Gryffindor!

Harry: But Snape- she just said catsup-

Snape stands up on his desk

Snape: It's Ketchup! KETCHUP!-

Ron: But-

Snape: That is what is wrong with you young people today! You don't say the things that matter-

Hermione: Where I come form, we say catsup-

Snape: Where the hell are you from, Granger? 50 points from Gryffindor!

Snape jumped off of the desk. And walked into the hall, grumpily.

Ron: What was THAT about?

The next day, Snape came into Potions, dressed as Neville's grandmother

Everyone gasped, and everyone laughs. Snape automatically takes away 50 points from all four houses, when only Gryffindor and Slytherin were there.

Draco raised his hand.

Snape: 30 points from Slytherin

Draco holds his mouth open in awe.

Draco: What the hell?

Snape: Another 30 for foul language!

Harry and Ron are laughing.

Snape: 40 points from Slytherin and Hufflepuff.

Harry and Ron laugh so hard, they snort like pigs, and Draco is cursing loudly.

Snape: Ok, it's time I start you all little ! #$%*'s lesson.

Everyone gasp.

Lavender raises her hand.

Snape: What?

Lavender: Excuse me...but did you just call us all...female dogs?

Snape gets up, and swings a giant bottle of ketchup into his mouth.

Snape: I called you a #$%!^ you !^ #$%&, a #$%^&*!

Lavender cries, and tries to run out of the room, but Snape grabs her, and locks the door. He swallows the key. Snape ties Lavender to a desk. He gags her.

Snape: No one ain't goin' NO WERE!

Everyone screams. Hermione climbs out a window. Snape manages to shove everyone into a closet. He takes a match, and throws it into the closet. He pores two gallons of gasoline in the closet and runs out of the castle.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Snape grins.

Snape: NOW I CAN BE A BALLERINA!

He jumps into the water, and drowns, and is dragged by the lock ness monster (who protects the entrance to Atlantis) to Atlantis, for a sacrifice.

FIN

ONE WORD DESCRIBES THIS STORY: MUFF!