Huh?
Author: Donna Lynn
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Status: Complete
Category: Humor
Spoilers/Rumors: None
Season: 8
Rating: PG-13
Content Warning: Just suggestive talk about sexual positions and morals and all that.
Summary: Jack and Daniel in a normal guy conversation.
Author's Note: A friend of mine that watches Stargate SG-1 with me challenged me to write a non-descriptive story between Jack and Daniel. This is my first 'posted' Stargate SG-1 story so please be review and tell me what you think. This story has nothing but dialogue, nothing!
Pairing: Jack/Daniel friendship, non-slash!
Disclaimer: The characters of "Stargate SG-1" do not belong to me. So DO NOT sue me!

"What's your favorite position?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know?"

"It all depends."

"On what?"

"What she likes."

"What she likes?"

"Yeah."

"Okay generally, what do you like?"

"I like to be on top."

"On top?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"I really don't know."

"You don't know."

"No."

"That's odd."

"I know."

"Know what?"

"Huh?"

"On top."

On top?"

"Yeah."

"What are we talking about?"

"Favorite position."

"Right."

"So?"

"What?"

"Favorite position? On top?"

"Yeah right…I still don't know."

"Am I going to fast for you?"

"Too fast?"

"I need to slow down don't I?"

"Run that by me one more time?"

"Favorite position? On top? Why?"

"Oh right! On top!"

"On top."

"I feel in control."

"Control?"

"Dominant."

"Dominant?"

"In charge maybe."

"You're kinky aren't you?"

"…depends."

"Depends?"

"Yeah."

"On what she likes right?"

"Exactly."

"Right."

"Not too often."

"Right."

"Really."

"Okay!"

"You don't believe me?"

"Why would I do that?"

"To annoy me."

"No I wouldn't."

"Yes you would."

"No I wouldn't!"

"Yes you would!"

"Lets agree to disagree okay!"

"Fine."

"On top huh?"

"Yep."

"Interesting."

"What about you?"

"Me?"

"Yes you."

"What?"

"Favorite position?"

"Doggy style."

"Doggy style?"

"Yeah."

"I can see that."

"You can?"

"Not like that!"

"Like what?"

"Never mind."

"Good."

"Good."

"So?"

"So?"

"Ever been in a threesome?"

"No."

"No?"

"No."

"Not even on Abydos?"

"I was married."

"So."

"So?"

"Yeah so."

"You're not supposed to be with anyone else."

"Even if they both agree?"

"Yeah."

"I never thought of it like that."

"You've been missing out."

"Really?"

"Oh yeah."

"You've been in a threesome?"

"Oh yeah."

"I can believe that for some reason."

"That I wouldn't lie about."

"You never lie."

"I know."