I Can Turn Invisible
By mermaid2bseeker

A parody of the song 'Invincible' by Pat Benatar.
About the television show 'The Invisible Man,' as sung by Darien Fawkes.

This ability is a mystery
It makes the light bend around me

The most unlikely man
I'm a convicted felon
Now I am a good guy

Made a deal to get out of prison
Got a gland implanted in me
Now I work at The Agency
I can turn invisible

It sounded like a good deal, at the time
Until I experienced the down side

There's quicksilver in me
Daily shots of counter-agent
Without the shots I be-
-come crazy from an overdose of quicksilver

Made a deal to get out of prison
Got a gland implanted in me
Now I work at The Agency
I can turn invisible

And with the power of quicksilver there is no stopping us
I can make others invisible
And we can go anywhere

We're a secret agency
New sponsor every week
Not much funding-
-funding is not much of an issue though

Made a deal to get out of prison
Got a gland implanted in me
Now I work at The Agency
I can turn invisible

And with the power of quicksilver there is no stopping us
I can make others invisible
And we can do anything

Made a deal to get out of prison
Got a gland implanted in me
Now I work at The Agency
I can turn invisible

Made a deal to get out of prison
Got a gland implanted in me
Now I work at The Agency
I can turn invisible

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A/n: Please review. Thanx.
Did I spell his name right? It's been so long since I've actually seen an episode of the Invisible Man, ever since it went off the sci-fi channel a few years ago, I haven't been able to find it anywhere. If any of you have seen an episode of the show recently, like within the past month, could you please email where you saw it to mermaid2bseeker yahoo . com