|Newsie Camp Adventures
Author: NewsiecampPyro PM
In the beginning, there was nothing…Except maybe some banner ads and a box labeled ‘Admin Tools’…And then, a door opened, and in walked three girls… ((PG to be safe .))Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 05-11-05 - Published: 11-19-04 - id: 2141318
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Author's Note: Yeah, this one isn't as funny as the other one, mostly introducing the others that will take part in the insanity to follow. Not all of them are mentioned here, but most of them are. Sorry Chocolates, I couldn't find your introduction of yourself, but I didn't look very hard so it's likely that I missed it… Oh well, I'm almost certain you'll still have parts. You have made over 300 posts.. it'd be hard to exclude you…
Chapter 2: Hi I am…
(Spaz comes back after a posting the link all over the internet, to find Pyro and Kennyon have made loads of progress on the board. It now has the Black/gray background with red/green lettering that is still being used to this day.)
Spaz: Okay, the link has been posted… wow, look what you've done to the place…
Pyro: Yeap, we sure worked hard…
(Spaz glances around at the halls and doorways that weren't there previously.)
Kennyon: You see, each section is a category, each hall a board, and each doorway leads to a thread!
Pyro: See? It's all neat and organized… Why don't you go post in the "Hi I am…" thread I made over there, maybe someone will show up.
(grinning from ear to ear with excitement, Spaz jumps up and down excitedly.)
Spaz: Okay! (runs to the door marked "Hi I am…")
(Introducing the newsiecamp crew (well, most of them) as they've introduced themselves in the "Hi I am…" thread.)
Pyro: Hiyo, I'm Pyro. I like fire, it burns. I had to leave my home town because a bank burned down and they all blamed me... how rude. I always carry matches and have lighters, and I often burn any extra papes I have left at the end of the day. Don't ever ask me to light your cigarette. Smoking is bad for you.
Spaz: Hi, I'm The Spaz. I got my name because someone oh so lovingly looked at me and said "You're such a spaztic losah!" They called me that because... well, I am a spaztic losah! hehehe. Yesh, I admit it. I can be as hyper as a three year old on coffee, soda, cake, and refined white sugar at a birthday party! I make life interesting!
Sami: Hi I'm Sami! as you can see from my sn. I found out bout this site from Spaz, and its pretty cool, I do know a few others of you and I am also 'starring' in Kennyons' story. I also write stories tooo...
Sapphy: Hello. I'm Sapphy, which is short for Sapphire Eyes. My friends gave it too me 'cause my eyes are, well, blue.
Misery: Hiya I'm Misery. I got this name because I make life out to be more miserable than it really is sometimes. I have plenty of other nicknames but this one stuck.
Singer: Hello, I'm Singer. I got the name because I sing a lot. I sometimes randomly start singing a song. When that happens, you can just ignore it. I won't feel bad. I also dance and sometimes randomly start dancing to a song in my head and it looks really funny.
Brooke: I'm Brooke and I got my name because I'm da leadah of a group of Brooklyn newsgoils who find pleasure in chasing Spot around all day.
Slippery: Hey! Slippery heah! I got my name cause I'm a clutz and I'm always falling. So my friends say I got slippery feet. You get the general idea right? I'm 12 from Brooklyn but I usually hang around snipeshooter and les.
Chewy: I'm Chewy I got that name 'cause I like to chew bubblegum!
Gracie: Hey all, I'm Gracie! I was led here by Spaz (thank you thank you thank you, Spaz!). It's kind of ironic that I'm Gracie, because I also have some klutzy tendencies... like walking into things and such... but for the most part it's just what I go by. As for Newsies I like a lot of the older boys - Bumlets, Kid Blink, Jack, Skittery sometimes, and even (gasp!) have a little crush on David. I (heart) dorks!
Amandaphant: Hi, I am amandaphant. I got my name from my sister, because I am obsessed with Elephants. Interesting huh?
Caroline: Um . . . hello. I'm Caroline. It's not my real name, but a friend who can't remember my real name randomly gave me a new one. Some of you might know me as "Uoko" elsewhere. And . . . some of you might not. I want pie. Sorry, I shouldn't bother with introductions . . . I'm not that interesting.
(Pyro scolds caroline for not thinking she's interesting as the introductions continue)
Effects: (clears throat and walks up to podium) Hi, my name is Effects and I've been sugar free for 2 hours (listens for reply then looks around) Heh, wrong place. Anywho, I'm Effects and my friends call me that because I make lots of sound effects and random noises and it's one of the lamest names on the planet but I really don't care... I also talk to myself a lot.
Flash: "Hi there, I'm Flash, and I was led here by the Oh-so-observant-best-friend. That would be Effects, for those you aren't as crazy as I am. My name's Flash because, (coughs) I've heard that I have a horrible temper that snaps in a second. (big innocent eyes) I don't know where that comes from…
Twidget: Hi everyone! I'm Twidget. I was led here by Flash and Effects. I think my name comes from twitch and fidget because I can never stop moving? I don't know it came from Effects and Flash. Ask them.
(silence follows as everyone glances around for more intros)
Pyro: Huh, I think that's everyone… wow Spaz, Your advertising sure got a lot of people…
Spaz: I know, aren't I the best? (Gives everyone a large cheesy grin) But the best is yet to come! To the bunk room!
(Everyone follows Spaz and Pyro to the bunkroom… Say, what has Kennyon been up to all this time? Scene cuts to shadowy scene with a very crazy looking Kennyon in a photoshop lab with lightning flashing in the background.)
Kennyon: Finally, they're finished! Mwahahaha…!
(Egads! What has Kennyon been up to? Find out, in the next chapter of Newsie Camp Adventures!)