D.A: Hello, minna! I feel genki today... hehe…

Sanzo: Shut up and just get on with this torture fic!

D.A: (ignoring Sanzo) I'd like to thank aki-lynn for reviewing! Arigatou ne!

Sanzo: (vein throbs)

THWACK!

Sanzo: I'M NOT WAITING ANY LONGER!

Gojyo: For once I agree with him! Just get it on with, already!

D.A: (glares at Sanzo and Gojyo)

Hakkai: Maa maa, you three…

Disclaimer: Saiyuki is miiine! Muwahahahaha!

Goku: Really? Do we all belong to her?

THWACK!

Sanzo: I would rather bite my tongue and die than belong to her!

D.A: Fine, I don't want you anymore! Hmph! Suki is mine!

Suki: (eyes burning) Who said so?

D.A: WAH! Even my own fictional character doesn't want me!

Sanzo: That's coz you're useless, baka…

D.A: (looks like she wants to kill Sanzo)

Hakkai: D.A, you should just carry on with the fic before things start to get worse…

D.A: Hmph, fine…

"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"

BANG BANG BANG!

"Sanzo, wake up! SANZO!" Suki banged on the door.

It opened to reveal a very pissed off looking Sanzo. Suki ran into his room and hid behind him.

"What the hell do you want now?" Sanzo asked her, annoyed.

"Goki… goki…" she stuttered as she pointed to the floor.

"What?" Sanzo looked down in time to see a cockroach scuttle across the floor.

"EEEH!" Suki screamed again and climbed on top of Sanzo.

"Get off me!" Sanzo shouted and threw Suki off him.

"Gokiburi!" Suki screamed.

"Will you freaking stop it?" Sanzo shouted at her.

Suki was beside herself with fear. Suddenly, she pushed Sanzo out of the room and threw his gun after him then slammed the door shut.

"Get rid of it!" she shrieked.

"Open the door!" Sanzo shouted.

"Get rid of it first!" Suki shouted back.

"Open the damn door!" Sanzo hammered the door.

"Get rid of it! Even if you have to shoot it, get rid of the thing!" Suki shouted again.

Sanzo took a very long calming breath. He looked around for the cockroach and eventually, stepped on it. He cleaned it up and threw it away. Then we went to claim his room back.

"Is it gone?" came Suki's muffled voice.

"Yes, it's gone now!" Sanzo said, trying to control his temper.

The door opened slowly to a still much shaken Suki, hidden in Sanzo's bed covers and holding a candle stand, as if ready to stab someone with it.

"Is it really gone?" Suki asked.

"Yes, it is!" Sanzo said irritably.

"Where is it now?" she asked again.

"Dead," Sanzo replied.

There was a moment's silence.

"Dead?" Suki asked in horror.

"Yes, dead…" Sanzo said.

"Meaning you killed it?" Suki asked.

At this point, a vein popped out of Sanzo's head.

"The how is it dead?" Sanzo asked back.

"You killed the innocent thing?" Suki shouted.

"You asked me to get rid of it!" Sanzo said.

"I asked you to get rid of it not kill it!" Suki retorted.

"You were the one who asked me to get rid of it even it means shooting the damn thing!" Sanzo said.

They glared at each other for a while before Suki placed the covers and the candle stand back to their respective places.

"I'll get the bath ready," Suki said coolly as she walked past Sanzo.

"Suki Hakishiro… now I know what name to put on the restraining order…" Sanzo thought.

With that, Sanzo went back to sleep. Half an hour later, Suki woke him up very unceremoniously to take a bath. Then she unceremoniously called him from the bath for dinner. She was still angry at him for killing 'the innocent thing'. She watched Sanzo eerily from across the table. Sanzo just couldn't care less about her. After he finished eating, the two of them engaged in a staring… or glaring contest.

"It's already night," Suki stated.

"I can see that…" Sanzo said though gritted teeth. "Let's go."

Suki took her coat and the keys and ran out of the apartment room, despite Sanzo's shouts. There was only one lift in the apartment and Suki took that. Sanzo cursed under his breath and waited for the lift to come up. When it didn't, he had no choice but to use the stairs. He found Suki holding the doors of the lift open. A vein popped out of his head as Suki smirked at him.

"Let's go!" Suki said with a satisfied grin on her face.

They got into the car and Sanzo snatched the keys from Suki.

"Where are we going?" she asked.

"Around," Sanzo replied.

"What?"

"We drive around and look for vampires," Sanzo said.

"You could have just said it like that!" Suki said with her arms crossed on her chest.

Sanzo decided to ignore her. They sat in silence again.

"Stop the car!" Suki shouted and grabbed Sanzo's shirt and semi-strangling him in the process.

Sanzo jam-braked the car and looked accusingly at Suki, only to find her out of the car in a flash. He got out as well and looked around for her. He found her walking back with a bag of meat buns. She went back into the car without a word, eating her meat buns.

"Why the hell did you do that for?" Sanzo asked her angrily.

"I'm hungry," she replied.

"Chi,"

Sanzo drove off looking very peeved indeed.

D.A: Muwahahaha, it is very fun to piss Sanzo off... Hehehe...

Sanzo: (vein pops out )Kono... (twitch)

D.A: Next chapter will be introducing Goku, Hakkai and Gojyo!

Goku: Yay!

THWACK!

D.A: YARO! You dare hit me?

Sanzo: Uruse!

D.A: Idiot namaguza bozu… Anyway, please review me, ne? Onegai?

Sanzo: Review her or else she'll keep nagging on me!

D.A: Xp

Jaa ne!