Well, despite my disinclination to do so, I've been bullied into writing another chapter to this story. Hope you all find it as enjoyable as the last.

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Day 10 Later

Went to the Moonflow, a big river letting off noxious gasses. Rode a giant elephant thing across the river. Was distracted from trying to push Auron over board when Yuna got kidnapped. Auron then pushed me overboard to go and save her. Peh. Saved her but didn't get a thank you kiss, worse luck.

Met Rikku again! Turns out she was the one who tried to kidnap Yuna. Maybe she's jealous…Anyhow, she joined our team but made me promise not to tell Wakka she's Al Bhed. I keep forgetting the orange haired git is a technophobe.

Arrived at Guadosalam. Everyone here has blue dreadlocks and long fingers. Girly Seymour lives here in his palace snigger. He asked to see Yuna but I can't see why. I think he's kinda gay. He showed us a hologram of Zanarkand. I'd just started to point out that the Noodle Bar was on 2nd Avenue not first when he asked Yuna to marry him.

Day 10 Much later

Went to the Farplane so Yuna could visit her dead parents. Apart from looking disturbingly alike, they looked happy together. Made me wonder if Yuna would agree to marry girly Seymour, which would be too gross by far.

Next we crossed the thunder plains. Not bad except Rikku kept screaming like a Seymour. At one point she clung to my leg, which, in retrospect, was not so bad. Turns out Yuna is going to marry the girly man. Eww!

Finally arrived at Macar…er Macalania Temple. Turns out Seymour is "bad news" so we get to kill him. Have not felt this good in days. On the down side, we are now traitors. Busy fighting off pursuit when 'you know who' showed up. Seems he can be quite handy as a mode of transportation.

Day 11 (I hope)

Alone in the desert…enough said. Found the others minus Yuna but Rikku seems to know her way around. Nothing like following a jogging girl in hot pants to make you feel better. Made our way to Rikku's home but it wasn't quite up to entertaining. On the plus side, got an uber cool ride.

Day 11 (Later)

We're off to Bevelle to rescue Yuna from her grim fate as Seymour's wife. This is even more gross now that the girly man is DEAD. We had to fight a giant dragon. Auron made a comment about the red carpet having teeth! Another sign of his dementia.

We tried to stop the wedding but didn't do a very good job of it. In the end, Yuna rescued herself by jumping off a tower.

Day 12

We have been caught and put on trial. Our sentence is to be thrown in the sewer. As if the long boring trial wasn't punishment enough. On the plus, we finally found Yuna again.

Day 13

We are now fugitives on the run as well as being a summoner and her guardians which is far more exciting in my opinion. We made it to the Calm Lands, a huge grassy plain infested with Chocobos. Maybe I'll finally get to see if they really taste like chicken.

Day 13 (later)

Wakka says he thinks Chocobos are protected. He can see no other reason why the Chocobo trainer freaked out like that. I'm inclined to agree.

Day 14

Next we must cross a snow covered mountain. Has no one else noticed Rikku is wearing hot pants?

Met some of Kimahri's relatives. I never realized Kimahri was so titchy.

Day 15

Made it across the mountain and to Zanarkand. Honestly, I leave for a measly thousand years and everything goes to pot.

Turns out there is no Final Aeon. False advertising I say. Auron tried to make an excuse about not telling us this but I know he just forgot. The man is senile after all.

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It seems silly not to finish this now that it's so close to the end so I'll give it a shot but please don't expect it too soon. I must concentrate what little time I have for writing on The Tenth Fantasy.