Sorry it took so long to update!

Riku: She was busy with "other fics." But now she's here to update.

... Yeah... This is the official 3rd Anniversary, so I decided to update for it. I'm really sorry if it turns out really bad!

Sora yawned lazily and glanced at his broken arm. They'd gone to the doctor and they'd said it would take six weeks to heal. Joy, only two more weeks...

"Ember! You will remember! Ember! One thing remains! Ember! Come on and say it! You will remember my name!" wailed the punk rock star Daisy had hired against the better judgement of most of the staff at the House.

Sora noticed Riku, who was very annoyed and covering his ears. "Ember's pretty bad, huh?" Riku grumbled. "Let's make sure Mickey NEVER lets Daisy pick a musical act again."

"Excuse me! Waiter!" called a small voice. Sora stared at a person in a bright kimono with hair tied back in a bow.

"How may I help you, miss?" Sora inquired.

The girl was about to say something, but was interrupted by a girl in green with a cat backpack. The girl went to tackle the boy with orange hair a few feet away, but missed entirely and hugged Sora instead. There was an instant smokescreen, and a pig greeted Sora instead.

"Oh dear, we have a problem," said the man with dark hair in a strange outfit. "Tohru, be a dear and take Kagura to the bathroom before she turns back."

The girl in the school uniform nodded and grabbed the boar and left.

"Okay...? I'm glad I've seen weirder than that. Uh, what can I get you guys?"

They ordered fifteen meals, leaving Sora to bring them all himself.

"Let me get that," Riku said. "You can't carry anything with that broken arm."

Sora nodded and decided to wander slightly. Accidentally, he bumped into Roxas. "Watch where you're going!" the Nobody snapped. "Jeez, get back to your table and sit down instead of being a tourist!"

"That's mean, Roxas!" Naminé snapped. "If you want to go out with me, you should really stop that!" She bowed to Sora. "I'm sorry, sir."

Confused, Sora stared at her a moment. "Wha...? I work here too, you know... Did you guys hit your heads?"

It was Roxas's turn to stare. "Minney didn't say she hired anyone new..."

"Ha ha, really funny guys. Seriously, stop the practical joke."

"What joke?" Naminé tilted her head. "I don't think we've met."

Sora's eyes widened. "RIKU!" he called, when he saw his silver-haired friend finish putting plates on the table of fifteen they'd taken orders from.

"What's up, Sora? I'm not helping you with your pranks," said Riku with a laugh.

Roxas gave Sora another cold look. "You know this tourist, Riku? He's getting on our nerves."

Riku blinked in confusion. Shrugging, he grabbed Sora's good arm and dragged him to the back of the House of Mouse. "Did you get those two mad or something?" he demanded.

"No!" Sora replied. "They just started acting like they didn't know who I was!" He saw Donald walking a few feet away. "Donald!"

"Who said that?" Donald looked directly at Sora. "Is this a friend of yours, Riku?"

Sora's jaw dropped. "DONALD DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME?"

"Should I?" Donald tilted his head in confusion. Taking Sora's shocked silence for an answer, the duck shrugged and walked away.

Riku: scratched his head. "I don't know what's going on here..."

Desperate, Sora ran to the kitchen. "Kairi!"

The red head looked up. "Yes?" she inquired. She must have recognized him! Or not, for then she said, "Riku? Do you know who this is?"

Sora looked pitifully at his friends. "Why is Riku the only one who knows who I am?" he moaned.

"Sora, calm down. Kairi, are you sure you don't recognize him?" Riku mouthed, 'Say Yes!' to Kairi, hoping she'd get the hint.

Kairi put a hand on chin and thought. "He does seem familiar... Sora! Of course!" She laughed at herself. "I'm sorry, I must be working too hard!"

Sora glanced up. "You remember me! Don't joke like that, Kairi!" He grinned and turned.

"With that broken arm, don't bother trying to work until I come!" Riku called. He turned to Kairi. "Thank, Kai. For some reason, no one knows who the resident goofball is! He's our best friend!"

With a shake of her head, Kairi said, "I honestly can't remember him... Maybe it's Jessica's doing?"
"But why wouldn't it affect me?" Riku inquired.

Kairi dug in her pocket and handed Riku a pink cell-phone. "Varan's number is programmed. I suggest calling her and asking."

Mickey jumped onstage. "All right, everyone! Hope you're ready for a magical cartoon!"

Donald was waving his staff in Castle Oblivion, annoyed. Every time he attempted to cast something, nothing happened.

"Having trouble with your magic?" asked the announcer.

"Yeah!"

"Nephews driving you crazy for a magic show?"

"What?" There was a loud crack, and now Donald was in his backyard with Huey, Duey, and Luey ((I probably spelled those names wrong)) jumping on his back screaming for a magic show.

"Have no fear!" There was a flash of orange light, and Donald was in his Wizard costume from the beginning of Kingdom Hearts. "Welcome to Magic School, where all your spell casting needs are taught!"

"Hello!" said Von Drake, the duck.

"Oh no, not you!"

"That's right! It's me!" Von Drake said with a grin. He pulled out a control with a big red button on it and hit said button.

A helmet crashed down on Donald's head.

"This is my latest invention, the Magic Teach-o-Matic! With a flick of a switch, you instantaneously learn all of the magic there is!" He flipped a red switch on the helmet, electrocuting Donald. "See? Now you can cast spells!"

"Good thing too!" Donald snapped. "METEOR!"

A bunch of rocks crashed down and pounded Von Drake. Donald simply kissed his wand and waddled off.

Meanwhile, Sora was in the backroom with all of the House's staff arguing about whether they knew who he was. At last, Minnie said, "If we don't know, why don't we ask Professor Ludwig Von Drake? He knows everything?"

"Not that know-it-all!" Mickey cried, slapping his forehead. "He'll want to be paid for his service, I bet!"

Hurky shrugged. "It's time for my act anyway!" she said with a grin.

After she'd ambled on stage with her guitar, she said, "Is everyone ready to rock?" No one in the audience responded. "Ok! Candy, candy, candy! It's so yum! Candy, candy, candy! I'll suck on a Dum-dum! Candy, candy, candy! I'll take you home! Candy, candy, vandy!" She stopped, not knowing what to say next. "Uh...your'e from... Rome!"

Random people in the audience booed, and her response to this was to pull out an oversized model of the moon and throw it at the perpetrator, the alien Stitch. Sadly, she didn't throw it hard enough and it landed right in front of a girl in a Sailor Suit wearing a tiara.

"Whoops! Sorry!" Hurky ran over, grabbed the globe, and then threw it again at Stitch.

Stitch grabbed it, and bit into the side as if it were an apple. He then spun it on his finger and ate around it like he was in a cartoon ((lol)) so that only the core was left. "Chocolate!" he said with a grin at Hurky's astonished look.

"That was chocolate! GIVE IT BACK!" Hurky cried, lunging at the leftover candy. ((Sorry, Hurk. Couldn't resist.))

Haru was the one to approach Von Drake. "Excuse me, I have a question for the all-knowing Von Drake. Do you know everyone that has ever worked at the House of Mouse?"

"Of course, but why would I tell you? After all, Mickey thinks he outsmarted me that one time!" Von Drake took his glasses off and polished them. "Now go away or I'll call my Security!" He pulled out a tiny box and opened it, revealing little-but-dangerous-looking toy soldiers.

Haru quickly retreated to the safety of where everyone was spying. "I tried."

"I'll take care of this!" Sora said, rolling up the sleeve on his broken arm with his good hand. "Here's the plan!" He pulled a schematic from his pocket. "I was hoping to use this on Xehanort, but... I don't think he's coming back anytime soon."

They all set to work with the speed only seen in a cartoon.

The end result was pretty amazing. They'd left an EXTREMELY thick encyclopedia—a phonebook in disguise—in the center of a noose. When Von Drake saw the giant book, he had to go and pick it up, stepping into the noose and getting caught. He then flew around the House of Mouse, getting covered in flour, hitting the wall and ceiling, went under some at guy sitting in a chair, and finally ended up falling into a trash can full of extremely smelly garbage.

"So, will you tell us now?" Sora asked, crossing his good arm and bad arm.

"Ooh! I hate pranksters!" snapped Von Drake. "Very well. What can I tell you?"

Goofy pointed at Sora. "Do you know who this is?"

Von Drake crossed his arms. "With a prank like that, it could only be So—" he stopped. "Only... Who now?"

"This reeks of magic," said a calm voice. They all turned to see Varan. "Jessica's, to be exact. Yes."

"Varan! Boy, am I glad to see you!" Sora said with a grin. "Can you break whatever Jessica did?"

Varan looked thoughtful for a moment. "I can try." She started muttering a strange incantation and clapped her hands loudly.

Sora turned to Kairi. "Know who I am now?"

"How could I forget about you, Sora?" Kairi asked no one particularly. "I feel like such an idiot!"

With a sweet smile, Varan replied, "Riku's immune to Jessica's magic, since he's been hexed and cursed by her plenty of times. No one else here has had any real long term magic like that cast on them."

Riku tilted his head in confusion, "So, I can't be affected by any of Jessica's spells?"

"Looks like it."

Mickey looked at the clock. "Oh no! I have to end the show!" He dashed out onstage. "Thanks for watchin', everybody! Take it away, mic!"

"This show was brought to you by FMV Studios: the experts in smooth animation, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 60 minutes an hour, 60 seconds a minute, 10 nanoseconds a second, and—" he was cut off by Mickey yelling "See you soon!"

Fruits Basket for Tohru, Shigure, Kyo, and Kagura

Sailor Moon

Lilo and Stitch

Danny Phantom

Princess of Alania for suggesting Sailor Moon and Fruits Basket

Suyu (formerly Sami The Fallen Angel) for suggesting Fruits Basket

Moogle Girl X2 for Hurky's song!

Dark Blooded Angel (formerly Angelgirlmia) for the prank, which she took from Spongebob (adjusted slightly for this context).

Neros Urameshi for suggesting Lilo and Stitch and Danny Phantom

Subtle Insanity (formerly DespairSpreader) for suggesting a cartoon about how to cast spells and the "Brought to you By FMV Studios"

Roxas: Normally, I would not be as mean as I was in this fic, but sadly... People are starting to think the author is a Roxas fangirl.

Riku: Which she is in a slight manner...

What are you guys talking about? Riku's mine! Anywho, I'm glad you read the fic. Not my best, but I knew you guys wanted an update before next millenium. Happy Birthday, House of Mouse!

Oh, and if you want to read something that will be updated (since I now have a minor obsession with the fic), please read Light in the Darkness. Has a bunch of gags and references, like this fic, just a little more serious and has a storyline. I still pick on stuff with it, though.