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Pairing: 34 (implied)
Category: General/Humor Rating: PG Warning: None Title: Cruel and Unusual Author: yellowhorde Note: This is a drabble written for my hundredword challenge. Day 2:7 Words: 100

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL

"I have ways to make you talk."

"Do your worst," Duo snarled, struggling against his bonds, "I ain't tellin'!"

Smiling, his captor held out a CD so he could see the title.

"You wouldn't!" He gasped.

"Try me."

Duo whimpered softly.

Twelve hours later, a broken Duo screamed, "Stop! I'll talk already."

"You'll answer my questions?"

"Yes, just please, no more Christmas carols!"

"What did Quatre get me for Christmas?" Trowa demanded.

"...Pink bunny slippers..."

Green eyes narrowed. "Is that true?"

Duo nodded weakly. "Yes, I swear."

"Damn!" Trowa muttered, "That's what I got him."

THE END

Yes, I've been told I have a weird sense of humor. It spiced up a dull work day so I can't complain, now can I?