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Dragon: I am so unbelievably sorry! I spent a whole year doing who knows what and I've neglected to finish this. Woe is me!
Rei-chan: It seemed like yesterday that you started this.
Millie: Who cares? Now we can work on something totally new.
Dragon: T.T
Rei-chan: Maybe we could write a parody, Parodies rock!
Dragon: Here's the lowdown on this chapter. A wrap up on everything with room for a sequel. Anyway I do not own anything concerning the wonderful ideas of Zelda and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Epilogue
The spirit detectives waited for the three goddesses and fox spirit. They were going to leave earth today, they told the four spirit detectives to meet them there.
"But why do they have to leave?" Yusuke asked "Majora's gone and they don't have to run anymore."
"It was never their world to begin with." Said Kurama
"They decided for themselves" Said Hiei "Although it will be interesting seeing them go."
"Aww," Said a familiar voice, "We'll miss you guy's too" Said Din as she grabbed him from behind in a neck breaking hug, being taller than him she lifted him from the ground.
"Let go of me." He choked out.
Nayru smiled as walked up with Farore,
"We are going to create our own world" she said "We will watch over things there where we can have some influence."
"Plus we can make the species to our liking." added Din, (Who finally came to her senses and dropped the irked fire demon)
They all moved outside and watched as the girls began to start leaving. Keaton walked up to them and laughed.
"I'll get a head start," she said "Thank you for everything"
"It was nothing," Said Kuwabara "What's a few injuries among friends?"
"Yeah" The Kitsune smiled gripping the mirror "You guys enjoy life."
That was the last thing they heard from her as she gazed into the mirror and vanished into thin air. Farore smiled, then turned to the boys.
"We'll take the long way there," she giggled "I just want to thank you for all your help. We would still be running if not for you."
"Will the troublesome two be okay?" Asked Yusuke
Farore smiled as she opened a wooden box, Inside was Majora's mask, and the Ogre Deity mask.
"All safe and sound" She said
"Just go already." Muttered a very impatient Hiei
"Say, Hiei." Said Din as she clapped him hard on the back. "If I ever decide to drop by for a visit, let's you and me do some sparring."
They said their goodbyes and moved into a circle formation, that is until Nayru gasped and walked to the boys one last time.
"There's something I need to give you." She noted somewhat shyly and reached into her pocket. She pulled out a package of CD's.
"These are CD's that have yet to make it into the world. Send a new one out to the music company every few months." She smiled as they did an anime fall. "One more thing, the house we lived in is now your property, divide it any way you want and live there should any of you have kids. (She cast a glance a Yusuke) And we want you to keep the special item we leave behind, a little souvenir for you."
She waved goodbye and joined her sisters. They grasped hand and closed their eyes, soon a bright light engulfed them and their bodies turned a golden color. One by one they rose into the sky, Din Nayru and Farore as they moved upwards until they could no longer be seen.
Kurama glanced down at the spot where they left the earth and noticed a small object in the grass. He ran over to it and picked it up. He was holding the dagger in his hands. The others looked at it as Kurama looked to the sky again. He had a feeling they be all right.
They left good friends behind.
Rei:chan: Wow, short and sweet.
Millie: I know it was short.
Dragon: It's not done yet. As an apology for that embarrassingly long delay, I've decided to add a blooper reel. and hope that you can still enjoy it.
All three: Woot!
Blooper reel.
Reel one: TV rots your brain
Setting, Koenma's office
Koenma: There have been reports of foul play circling around demons and this man. (he pushed a button on his remote revealing a picture on the screen showing cartoons instead of Majora.)
Director Rei-chan: Cut! Wrong TV.
Take two
Koenma: …Around this group. (The screen shows an episode of powerpuff girls)
Rei-chan: Cut! Get the wright TV!
Koenma: Wait I love this show, Get him bubbles!
Everyone sweat-drops
Reel two: sound check
Setting, Concert
Din/Walking up to the mike/ Hello, OW/Feedback/
Rei-Chan: Cut, sound check
Camera girl Millie: And hearing aids.
Take two
Din: Hello, Osaka We love you!
Everyone: Oo
Nayru: Din, were not in Osaka.
Din: Well that makes me look bad.
Take three
Din/Opens her mouth but nothing comes out/
Yusuke: Lost voice alert!
Farore: Uh, cut?
Rei-chan: Yes, cut.
Reel three: Lame pun
/Kuwabara followed Majora into an alley way/
Kuwabara: What do you mean your powers?
Majora: You will see at the rehearsal that they always do after every show, I think it will be a blast.
Kuwabara: Ugh,
Majora: What?
Kuwabara: 'It will be a blast?' So lame
Dragon/Walking up, yelling/ Well if you want to do the writing you deal with it/storming away/
Rei-chan: Uh, Okay lets take it from the top.
Reel four: property damage
Setting Front of the house
Kit/Swinging her stick around/ NO comment/She swings so hard she hits the camera/ Oops!
Millie: Oops? That was a very expensive camera/picks up Kits fallen stick and starts chasing her with it/
Kit: Help!
Reporters: Not so much fun is it?
Rei-chan: Millie, while I think you action is just, we still need her.
Millie: FINE!
Reel Five: Pyrotechnics
Setting: in the house
Din/about to fight/ Just what I want traitor! You…Eek /her hands fire too early/ put it out, put it out, put it out, put it out, put it out, put it out!
Rei-chan: Good gods girl! Cut!
/Oni has his sword to her neck and is gonna jab/
Oni: Goodbye /Waits, nothing/
Din: Uh, No stop.
Rei-chan: Where it that fox?
Yusuke: She's sick today.
Millie: And you chose not to tell us why?
Yusuke/shrugging/ Forgot
Both: Growl
Reel six: Back and forth
Setting: Genkai's TV room
/Din was sleeping on Kuwabara's shoulder, he pushed her on Hiei's, who pushed her back and forth and back and forth/
Din: Uh oh/throws up/
Everyone: Ew!
Hiei: Disgusting, at least it missed me.
Kuwabara: Speak for yourself, gross.
Din: I can't help it, you kept moving me back and forth, and so on.
Rei-chan: Whatever, clean up!
Reel seven: wrong guy
Setting: Outside the temple
Farore: Here goes/opens the letter and a gust of wind greets them/
Nayru: Zy…Zyphos?
Yusuke: Wait, I thought he was green.
/the frog god in question was pink/
Millie: This is even funnier.
Rei-chan: No it's not! Where is the green one?
Cyclos: I'm filling in for him!
Rei-chan: Forget it. Cut!
Reel eight: Sorry.
Setting: Outside the temple
Kit: Fine let them get killed /she kicks a tree, it falls over/ Huh?
Rei-chan: Sorry kit, that one is a fake.
Kit: But why bother with a fake tree?
Millie: Because the fake rock wasn't ready. Bum bum tchee.
Setting: inside
/Kit rummages for her mirror, but can't find it/
Kit: Who took my mirror?
Millie: Oh, sorry, I thought it was mine. Hey/Transports/
Rei-chan: Um, why don't we wait for her till she gets back.
Reel nine: Dedicated to Princess Kandra for remaining loyal to the story.
Setting: Back stage
/Everyone is just sitting there, doing random stuff/
Voice: I can't believe you guys!
Everyone: Oo!
Princess Kandra: Hurry up morons/Pulls out a huge flail/ Get moving! Oh wait/grabs Kurama/ Now get moving!
Kurama?.?
Reel ten: Who are you?
/Majora stands ready to strike, when bongoes play out of nowhere/
Everyone: Huh/They turn to the player and stare/
Drum player: Sorry, I was in this fight in the manga version and I thought maybe I could provide music or something.
Dragon: Sorry sir, but we don't need drums or anything right now, maybe next time.
Player: Please let me do something! Anything!
All: NO!
Dragon: And there you have it, Thanks again to princess Kandra. I hope that will make up for the time gone.
Millie: Yup, plus the time you spent gone you must have a million ideas for new fics.
Dragon: Yeah I…Hey!
Rei-chan: Yay! We may be back, just look around for us.
Dragon: Count on it.