Because I Got Tenchi

By William Benjamin Grilliette

Special Thanks to: Kthardin and Jocko Megane

Author's Note: I was not, nor have I ever been, high. v

I was gonna to clean the shrine, until I got high.

I was gonna get it to look fine, but then I got high.

Those steps are still dirty, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was gonna go work out before I got high.

I coulda tried and shut him out, but I got high.

My head hurts like hell, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I wasn't gonna peep into the onsen before I got high.

I was gonna be a gentleman, but I got high.

I'm bleeding from my nose, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was gonna to beat Kagato down, until I got high.

I coulda made the girls swoon, but I got high.

Now, he's cackling his ass off, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to make the choice, until I got high.

I was going to break it to the girls real nice, until I got high.

Now, the house is a crater, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I messed up the entire franchise because I got high.

Kajishima's trying to serialize, so I got high.

Now, I'm hot for my new older sister, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I'm gonna stop writing this fic because I'm high.

I'm making everyone sick because I'm high.

And, if no one reads this thing, and I know why!

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.