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Bijoux: Okay peoplenesses...whatever...I own the the plot of this story alone (without Corad)...I however don't own Yugioh, if I did this would be in the series somewhere and the studio where they make it would probably be on fire right now... You might just want to ignor all the discription of things on prome night in this story...um...enjoy... This is only a one chapter story...
WHY ME….?
The plain old smell of Yugi was beginning to aggravate Kiaba to his full aggravated level…. Didn't Yugi have somewhere else to destroy? Why did he just appear there in the lounge one day? And why did he have to drink out of the bottles? It was all a mystery for the Kiaba household….
Kiaba had once again called his brother into the broom closet for another meeting….These meetings had been held often since Yugi appeared one former happy Saturday…. The meetings were usually about finding a way to get Yugi the hell out of the Kiaba brother's mansion….
"Oh come on Seto! Yugi isn't that bad! He likes me!" Mokuba sighed as he pushed the vacumcleaner away from himself as it was beginning to smell again…
"Oh! Oh I get it! I get perfectly fine here! You think I'm too fussy to live with something like YUGI!" Seto hissed as he too tried to move the vac closer to Mokuba.
"No….I just think your taking this to far….I mean just look at your plans! They're crazy!" Mokuba pointed to a piece of card with plans to destroy Yugi on it.
Seto growled and narrowed his eyes at Mokuba. His plans weren't all that harsh….so what if he ran Yugi over in a tank then sold him to the glue factory? By the end of the day they'd all be laughing as they make a collage with Yu-glue.
"What's wrong with Yu-Glue-Oh?" Kiaba spat at his brother.
Mokuba rolled his eyes then left his brother to himself.
The look of happiness in Yugi's eyes made Mokuba want to go out somewhere with him and ditch Seto. And who wouldn't want to go out somewhere like to the movies at the sight of Yugi giggling and joyfully hopping up and down when he found someone to socialize with.
Seto didn't come out the closet until he heard his tractor engine start up and leave the backyard. The one name echoed in his brain as he ran to the front door just to catch a glimpse of Mokuba and Yugi riding the tractor down the road towards that fancy new restaurant…
"Mokuba….." Seto hissed.
"Guys put it down!" Tea screamed- the turtle was getting dangerously close to the toilet…
"Relax Tea, the turtle's fine! Now tell Tristan to get his own pet to steal!" Duke sighed as he pulled the turtle closer to himself. Tristan pulled the turtle back towards himself.
Duke glared at Tristan then mightily tugged the turtle away from him.
"Joey! Do something!" Tea screamed at the blob that sat on the couch watching TV- yes it did slightly resemble Joey….
"Not now! TV…." Joey mumbled like a zombie as he dipped a corn chip in a container filled with dip.
Serenity felt sorry for the poor chip…it just kept getting dunked in the dip…it just wanted to be eaten….
Tristan and Duke both clung onto the turtle for dear life. They edged even more dangerously close to the open toilet every second. Tea screamed and kicked at the two but she was ignored.
The two ended up in the toilet room tugging at the turtle to release each others grip. Tristan decided to use a trick he learned at tug-a-war camp last year…he'd pull the turtle as far towards him as he could then let go at the last minute- letting Duke collapse on the tiles and break his butt.
Duke too had come up with that technique….they both did it at the same time causing the turtle to fly up in the air then come hurtling down to the ground. Tea screamed. Duke screamed. Tristan laughed. Joey burped. Serenity was already disintrigated….
No one knew whether to feel happy or to feel terrified when the turtle landed with a splash in the toilet….
It was as if the toilet was evil and wanted revenge on the human race….because- it flushed by it's self…no actually it was Duke….yeah….it was Duke…
Tea screamed.
"Okay! That's it! You two are going down the septic and retrieving my turtle! NOW!" Tea screamed. Duke and Tristan ran outside to the septic to retrieve the turtle….last time Tea got this angry the house caught on fire…..no actually that was Duke….yeah…..that was Duke…
Seto got up from his seat in the broom cupboard and headed down to the kitchen to set things straight.
"Oh hi Seto! Want a drink?" Mokuba asked as he poured Yugi some lemonade.
All of a sudden all was forgiven….Seto walked to bottle and nodded his head like a zombie, on prom night.
Mokuba poured some lemonade into another glass and passed it over to Seto. Seto was just about to drink the beverage when he was rudely interrupted by the doorbell.
Seto got to his feet and angrily stomped to the front door like an angry gorilla, on prom night.
Mokuba guessed a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses or nuns were at the door- on the count of there was a lot of growling and limb tearing noises coming from that direction….
Seto came a short while later. He took a sip of his lemonade then looked up at Yugi…..there was something wrong….
"You've spat in this…." Seto mumbled toward Yugi. Yugi and Mokuba began giggling like school girls again. Seto got to his feet then chased Yugi out the room growling.
5 minutes later Seto marched back into the kitchen. He took another sip of his drink.
He then realized he'd drunken more Yugi-ade and slammed the glass on the table.
"Oh god Mokuba! How much longer were you gonna let me drink this thing?" Seto angrily spat. He glared at Mokuba for a couple more seconds then left the room drinking the drink again.
Mokuba rolled his eyes.
Tea spotted the two as they walked through the door covered in god knows what.
She put her hands on her hips and stared at them with disgust.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheh no….." Tea said as she pointed out the door. Duke and Tristan angrily slumped out the room muttering that Tea had been spending too much time with Kiaba.
Serenity stomped into the house angrily stomping like and elephant, on prom night.
She sat on the couch next to Joey. Tea sat next to her and asked what was wrong.
"I just the told the guy I like, I like him and he said he was too old and didn't like me! How is that possible? Everyone likes me! Well maybe we all hate you Mr. Brown skin, bold head and a ponytail!" Serenity spat.
"Well why don't you go out with Tristan or Duke?" Tea asked.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheh no….." Serenity said. Duke and Tristan thought she had been spending to much time with Kiaba too.
Mokuba ran as fast as he could…the eggs awaited.
Yugi was happy that someone still liked his eggs after the horrible accident they'd caused to queen a few years back….Yugi didn't like to imagine the past of his eggs….once they mutated and found that army tank….geesh….how embarrassing…..
"Morning Mokuba!" Yugi called when he spotted Mokuba, "I can't stay long! Today is annoy Marik day!"
Yugi ate his eggs and left to go next door. Yugi felt his day was ruined when he came to halt at the front door of Marik's house….it was boarded up with planks of hard timber and a message was painted with red paint on it. The message read- "Dead till further notice- stay out- that includes you Yugi…."
Yugi sulked then went back next door.
Yugi and Mokuba thought it would be funny to fill the washing machine with oats. They filled it up to the top then pressed the start button. God bless the hole…it provided much entertainment…..
Kiaba found the two giggling like monkeys, on prom night , and wasn't happy.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheh heh no!" Kiaba spat.
Seto knew what must be done….today he would rent the tank…...tonight he would fix his Barbie dolls arm with glue…..By the time the day was over, Yugi would be gone forever!
"Grrrrr…I hate the news!" Joey screamed as he picked up the remote and threw it on the lit fire place. The remote melted….never to be used again…..
Joey almost died…
"Please Kiaba! Have mercy!" Yugi pleaded as the tank gained on him…..
SPLAT!
"Now Repunzel Barbie," Kiaba cheerfully said as he held a Barbie doll high above his head, "You can move your little arm again! All thanks to Yu-glue! ! "
END!
Corad: No you don't...
Bijoux: oh but I will...
Corad: no you won't...
Bijoux: Look do ya have to state the obvious? Please review...or I'll cry... Corad: No you won't... Bijoux:(Death glare occurs)
