A "Life at My House" Christmas

A Yu-Gi-Oh FanFic

By: Seto's Princess

Disclaimer – I do not own YuGiOh. I do not own YuGiOh. I do not own YuGiOh! I just own my house!

This is my "Life At My House" Christmas special! It occurs on December 24th – Christmas Eve!

Italicized words are thoughts…

Warning: A lot of randomness and OOCness in this chapter.

Chapter 1 – Christmas Eve, Tea's Disturbing Breakfast…

Sarai De La Rosa's Point of View

Beep Beep… 7:30 AM…

My three alarm clocks started ringing. You should all know by now what they are. (If not, then read "Life At My House.")

Once again, Tea tried to barge into my room to complain about the alarms. However, I locked my door before I went to sleep the previous night. That way, she would not be able to scare me and knock me off my bed like she usually did. HA!

She pounded on the door.

"SARAI! Shut those things off please! Why did you lock the door? Friends don't lock their friends out! Open the door! Please! Be a good friend!" she shouted through the door.

I sweat dropped. 'Oh Ra! I lock the door, and she's STILL annoying…' I thought.

I climbed out of bed up and shut off my alarms. I stretched out and yawned. Then I changed into my day clothes. They were not any ordinary clothes. No! They were my super special, super spectacular, extra magical, extra fantastical Christmas clothes! Hahaha! Ok… so perhaps they were not that fabulous. They were just Christmas-colored plaid pants, a special Christmas T-shirt, and my special Christmas Reindeer socks (which actually used to be musical, but they're now worn out since I've had them for quite a few years.).

I left the room. Serenity, Tea, and Mai were on the couch watching Christmas specials on TV. They were currently watching "A Flinstones Christmas Carol." (I love the Christmas Carol.) Pegasus was with them as well, snuggling his Funny Bunny plushie. He loves cartoons.

I looked out the window. The scene was simply gorgeous. It had snowed during the night and now the ground and car roofs were carpeted in a beautiful shining white blanket of snow. The sun shone brightly but it was still quite cold outside.

I smiled and walked into the kitchen to start breakfast. I set a pot of water to boil for hot chocolate. I took out a couple of eggs, a bag of French fries, and some sausages.

Meanwhile… Down in Seto's apartment…

" bbbiiiggg bbbrrrooottthhheeerrr!" Mokuba shouted into Seto's ear.

Seto grumbled and turned over as he pulled his sheets up closer to cover himself.

"Awww… Come on, Seto!" Mokuba whined. "SETO!"

Seto grumbled again. "Five more minutes, kiddo," he mumbled.

Mokuba sat up right in front of Seto and pouted. "Seto! It's Christmas Eve!"

Seto looked up into Mokuba's eyes. 'Aww, crap… Not the face! Not the face!' Too late… Mokuba made his cute puppy face and Seto just could not resist.

"Grr… Alright…" Seto grumbled as he stirred and sat up.

"YAY! It's Christmas Eve, Seto! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!" Mokuba exclaimed as he bounced around the room.

They both made themselves ready for the day.

"Hey, Seto," Mokuba began.

"What?" Seto asked.

"I bet Sarai's making a special Christmas Eve breakfast! Let's go eat upstairs!"

"No."

"Awww… come-"

"No."

"Setoooo…"

"No!"

"Please!"

"NO.

"SETO!"

"NO!"

Mokuba pouted again and made his cute face.

'Must resist the face! MUST RESIST THE FACE!' Seto thought.

"All right," he said to Mokuba's request.

'CRAP!' Seto thought.

They left the apartment and went upstairs to eat breakfast.

Upstairs…

"!" Mokuba shouted as he literally burst though the apartment door.

Serenity smiled, Tea greeted Mokuba in return, and Mai sweatdropped.

"Good morning Mokuba!" I shouted from the kitchen.

Mokuba sniffed the air. "MMMMMMMM! Smells good!" Mokuba said as he headed to the kitchen.

"Nice to see you, Mokuba," I said.

Mokuba smiled and joined the three girls at the couch, who simply loved his company. Well, you have to admit, he is kawaii!

I continued making breakfast. The fries sizzled in the pan. The water started boiling.

Seto came into the kitchen and leaned on the wall right next to me with his arms crossed and his eyes closed.

I glanced at him through the corner of my eye. "Good morning, Seto. It's rare for you to eat breakfast up here. Why the sudden exception?"

He turned his head slightly and glanced at me then turned back and closed his eyes again. "Mokuba convinced me."

I gave a small laugh but said nothing more and continued my cooking.

A while later…

Joey, Yugi, Yami, Ryou, Bakura, Marik, YamiMarik, and Ishizu came downstairs.

"MMMMM! WHAT SMELLS SO GOOOOOOD?" Joey exclaimed as he entered the apartment. Everyone said good morning to each other except for Seto. The only 'Good Morning' he received was from Ishizu and Yugi. Everyone sat down in the living room. I finished cooking and set the breakfast out on the plates. There were 15 plates in total. We all sat down to eat.

"YUMMY!" Joey exclaimed. "This is delicious!"

Everyone nodded in agreement. I smiled.

Tea took some ketchup and poured it over her fries as well as her scrambled eggs. Then she poured salt over them.

"Erm… Where's the mustard, Sarai?" she asked.

"Uh… It's in the fridge… Why do you ask?" I asked.

"I want mustard," she said as she stood up and went to grab the mustard. She squirted it all over her fries and her scrambled eggs. Some of us looked at her, the others did not really notice.

"Where's the peanut butter?" she asked.

"Also in the fridge…" I said, raising an eyebrow. 'What does she want peanut butter for?'

She spread the peanut butter over her fries and sausages.

"Where's the sugar?" she asked.

"Er… I left it on the counter…" I said very slowly. 'What on earth is she doing with all these condiments?'

She took a spoonful of sugar and put it over her eggs and her fries, as well as her sausages.

Everyone noticed what she was doing by now and were looking at her with very confused expressions on their faces. Even Seto was looking at her as if she was an alien.

"Hmm…" she said as she took a bite. We all stared at her with wide eyes.

She looked in the fridge and saw something that caught her attention. It was salsa-flavored sour cream. (No, I didn't make it up, it really exists. It tastes really good actually. Just not in the way that Tea was about to use it.)

She took out a spoonful of it and put it on her entire breakfast, including her cup of hot chocolate.

Everyone looked at her, shocked. I cringed. 'Did she just soil my perfect breakfast!'

"Erm… Tea, hun, what are you doing?" Mai asked.

"It tastes better this way," she said as she put more sugar and salt on everything.

"And I thought my yami was bloody disgusting," Ryou said in embarrassment. (Ha! I made him say 'bloody'! Like British! Hee hee!)

"Hey! I would NEVER mix salt and sugar together!" Bakura shouted.

Tea put some salt in her hot chocolate, which was about to overflow due to the lump of salsa-flavored sour cream in it.

Serenity, who was sitting next to Tea, was becoming disgusted. She ran to the bathroom and threw up.

I cringed again. 'Great… Another breakfast lost.'

Tea mixed her hot chocolate around a little bit and then took a sip form it.

That is when Mai, who was on Tea's other side, became disgusted. Mai ran to the other bathroom in my apartment and threw up.

Tea was about to take another bite when she noticed everyone looking at her.

"What?" she exclaimed and unfortunately, flicked the food that was on her fork onto Joey's plate. Fortunately for Joey, he had already eaten most of his food and there was only a little left.

"Ewww! I ain't eatin dat!" he exclaimed and threw out what was left of his food.

Then, in a clumsy moment, Tea spilled her hot chocolate all over Ishizu's plate.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Marik laughed at his sister's misfortune.

Ishizu took her food and dumped it on Marik's plate.

"GAH! What'd you do that for! You ruined it!" Marik shouted.

Ishizu and Marik both had to dump out their plates. Mai and Serenity came back from the bathroom. Everyone except Seto and me started standing up from the table so that the same thing would not happen to them. Unfortunately, Pegasus tripped over Yami's foot, causing a chain reaction that made him, Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, YamiMarik, and Mokuba all fall down. Plates smashed on the floor, food went flying everywhere and somehow it all conveniently fell over everyone except for Seto, Tea and me, who were just finishing up eating.

I stood up and looked around the room. The whole dining room was a mess! Plate shards were everywhere, most of us were covered in food and most of the breakfast I had happily worked on had been either, thrown up, thrown away, or spilt all over the floor.

I looked around the room and a fire began to grow in my eyes. I was furious. Christmas Eve breakfast had been ruined! 'IT'S ALL RUINED!'

My head was down, my fists were tightly clenched and the fire in my eyes grew.

"Um… Sarai? Are you okay?" asked Mokuba.

I shot my head up.

"GAH!" Everyone shouted, surprised.

"Oh no! NOT AGAIN!" Bakura shouted.

"ANYTHING BUT THAT!" shouted YamiMarik.

"All… of you… ruined… my breakfast… Now… you… must… PAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!" I yelled.

"GGGGAAAAAHHHH!" everyone who had experienced my sudden outburst of rage on Halloween screamed in fear.

YamiMarik and Bakura held on to each other for dear life. Mokuba started quivering. Yugi and Joey shrank back. Seto simply stared in horror. The others looked clueless but were still slightly afraid due to the extreme fire in my eyes.

I sneered evilly. "You… must… all… PPPPPPAAAAAAAYYYYY!"

"Holy Ra, how do you stop her!" Yugi asked, scared for his life.

"We're doomed! She's going to kill us all!" Bakura screamed.

"Kaiba, you've got to stop her! You're our only hope! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CONTROL HER AND CALM HER DOWN!" YamiMarik shouted.

Seto looked back and forth between everyone and me.

"KAIBA PLEASE HELP US! We know you don't like us, and frankly, we don't like you either, but for once, SAVE US!" Joey pleaded.

Seto wasn't sure of what to do. Sure he could stop me. Sure he could calm me down. He just wasn't sure how.

"Uh… Sarai," he began, "calm down, okay. It's just breakfast. No one's hurt and no one needs to get hurt. Just calm down."

I laughed evilly. My breathing became heavier. I looked around for my first victim. My eyes landed on poor unsuspecting Pegasus. He clutched his Funny Bunny plushie tightly.

"NOOOO! HAVE MERCY, OH MISTREES OF TORTURE!" he screamed.

I slowly turned my body around to face him completely. The fire in my eyes grew. I laughed evilly.

"Seto! SAVE US!" Mokuba pleaded his brother. "DO SOMETHING!"

Seto thought quickly. There had to be some way to stop me. He suddenly hatched an idea.

"I love you, Sarai!" he shouted. I did not listen. He grabbed my arm and spun me around. "I LOVE YOU!" he repeated.

I did not pay attention. I was so outraged. I tuned back around and was ready to lunge at Pegasus.

"KAIBA!" everyone shouted.

"YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!" I screamed as I jumped at Pegasus. However, Seto quickly grabbed my arm, spun me around, pulled me towards him, and…

TBC…

BWAHAHAHA! There you have it! Chapter 1 of "A Life At My House Christmas"! I hope you all liked that chapter! Wait for chapter 2 to see what Seto does to stop Sarai's rampage, and in case anyone is wondering, NO, he does not love her. He was just saying that to grab her attention. Thanks for reading!