Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea of this parody.

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Act One: And the fun begins

"Ah good China." Psychobunny says taking a breath of fresh air. "Good spot for my next .actors to perform my next parody." Christian walks up to her. "But this is just a set of China." Psychobunny glares at him. "Sure go and ruin my fun. Is everyone ready?" Doesn't wait for anyone to reply. "Ok and action!" Goes and sits in a director chair that's off set.

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Random backstage workers slowly paint a Chinese painting of the Great Wall of China across the screen/backdrop, which would put anyone to sleep just watching them paint. The words Walt Disney Pictures present and then Mulan and the dragon symbol appear.A foghorn blows to wake up the people who have fallen asleep. The painting becomes animated…er… live action, and a Chinese soldier who looks oddly like a French man walks around his post.

"Why do I have to do be a soldier?" Rene asks. "Just be glad I gave you a part." Psychobunny retorts.

Suddenly, a bird of prey hits the back of his head causing the soldier to cry out in surprise. "Ah! We're under attack!" He says and dives for cover before the director walks on set and smacks him. "Don't improvise!" Walks back off set and sits down. Rene mumbles something in French under his breath.

The hawk lets out a caw and Rene reluctantly walks over to the edge of the wall. A hook came flying up from below and nearly hits Rene in the head. "Hey! Watch it down there!" He yells. "I'm too pretty and French to die."

"Sorry!" Came a reply from the Hurricane. "Also, France sucks!" He added. Rene looked appalled but with a glare from Psychobunny he went back to the scene at hand. They then try it again which this time the hook grabs the edge, followed by many more. Rene then runs back to his post like a chicken with its head cut off. "We're under attack! Light the signal! Man, the battle stations!"

Psychobunny sighs. "There's no hope in finding good help these days."

The door opens, revealing a couple of Huns and he climbs up the ladder. "Now all of France… China knows you're here." Rene states to the Hun leader as he lit the signal with a torch. Undertaker picks up a flag and tosses it in the fire signal. "Perfect." He grins.

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The Chinese…American General and two soldiers walk into the Emperor's chamber and bow. Well except for the General. "I'm not bowing to that thing." Bischoff said, crossing his arms over his chest. "Just do it, assclown." Jericho says offset. Eric mutters about going to go on a killing spree sooner or later.

He then slightly bows. "Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern Border." General Bischoff announces. "Man, I get to die and I asked for a part that doesn't involve dying."

Psychobunny shrugs. "Hey, I'm just going by popular demand here and along with me not liking you." She mutters the last part quietly. "Besides, Undertaker has to die and I don't want him to. It's just that he fits the dark, Hun leader role so perfectly." She added.

"Impossible! No one can get through the Great Wall! Otherwise it wouldn't be called the Great Wall of China for nothing." Billy Kidman said but was then silenced with a glare from the Emperor.

"I thought he was suppose to raise his hand like any other Emperor?" Christian asked, looking at the scene beside the director. "Look he wanted it to change otherwise I couldn't give him the role of Emperor." Psychobunny said. "Also, I couldn't do this without him. So, stop interrupting people."

General Bischoff then continues. "Shan Yu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately." The Emperor stands up; who seemingly is wearing a business suit instead of the actual outfit. "No!" Vince bellowed. "Send our troops to protect my people! Hell like I'd do that any ways." He said before looking at Billy. "Chi Fu!"

He looks at him. "Yes, your Highness. More like pain in the ass." He mutters the last part, which Vince heard but didn't bother to deal with him right now. He just gives him a stern look. "Deliver pink slips to those that are going to be fired and then conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves, and as many new recruits as possible." Everyone looks nervous from what Vince said about firings on and off stage.

General Bischoff then clears his throat. "Forgive me, your Majesty." He then shakes his head. "I just reached a new low on calling Vince that...again." Psychobunny then throws a rock, not The Rock, at Eric hitting him on the head. "Yeah I know everyone would feel like that but just get on with your line."

He reluctantly continues while holding the spot where he was hit. "But I believe my worthless troops can stop him." Vince chuckles, agreeing with his statement. "I won't take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the difference between victory and defeat. Which I won't allow defeat to be the case so do as I say damn it."

"Ok and cut!" Psychobunny says with a smile. "I think this weird set-up for our Mulan and our Shang to be." Christian stated with a sigh. "Yeah well it's original I say but it's only for this one time though." The director says still smiling.

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A/N: Don't not ask why I thought of this. Except review and tell me what you think of it. -smiles- I'm sure it'll get better once I really get going on this.