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Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea. Last chapter is here finally after procrastinating and going through Hell and not being able to get out from what my last ex did to me. Also my first done fic that's not a one-shot! Woot! Thanks for all the reviews you guys. I love y'all for reviewing and making this a hit when I didn't think it would. As for that something special will happen and hope that y'all stay with me again. You have to read to find out. (evil laughter commences)
It was going on nine o'clock as Rey checked the clock on the wall. So a whole four hours have went by for the cast members. Matt and Edge got fed up and started playing Old Maid with a deck of cards that The Hurricane had conveniently. Lita was off gossiping with the ladies that Rico was trying to get into. Thus, causing them to give him a few rough slaps to get him away.
Both Billy's managed to find a chess board in a storage closet and began playing chess with Chuck, Nunzio, and a few others were gathered around to watch them. Randy and Undertaker decided to play hopscotch with Stacy's lipstick that she didn't like anymore. It was a weird shade of red and of course the stick broke on Randy while half way through; causing Undertaker to laugh at his misfortune.
Jeff and Hurricane was playing Marvel vs. Capcom on Jeff's portable playstation one. "You one-move whore! Do something else besides the same move!" shouted Hurricane. Jeff just snickered as he was beating the cape off the Hurricane.
Heidenreich was playing with dolls along side Eugene and William Regal was disgusted with that fact. So he went off to read the newspaper. While Triple H and Stephanie were flirting with each other that almost-yes almost- made Austin spill his beer while trying not to gag at the sight. If that would have happened Gonzo would have hell to pay for it. No one in their right mind would spill Austin's precious.
Eddie and Chavo were busy with a nice size bulletin board with the help of Chris Benoit. They were tacking laminated pictures of all the humiliating pictures that Benoit has taken. "Ese you did a fine job with these pictures. Really captured the threesome in drag," laughed Eddie as he placed a picture. It was their little project that would soon be hanging up on a wall. "Thanks Eddie," said Chris with a smile, "It was just too good to pass up."
John Cena was trying to teach Kurt Angle how to rap and let's say a coconut can do better than Angle. "Why did I even bother helping you out when you asked?" sighed Cena while throwing his hands in the air and waving them like he just don't care... ok so he wasn't waving them. "C'mon John you promised me you'd help beef up my free style skills, yo." Kurt said while following after the other man. "Argh! You fail at free style Kurt. So just give up and go back to what you do best. Suck." John stated with a broad grin as he said the last part.
A few people that were close by to here that comment snickered as Angle's face began to turn red with anger. "I do not suck!" John just shook his head. "Well that's not what I heard. I heard that you're pretty good at it." A smirk tugged at his lips as he continued to diss Kurt.
Meanwhile outside the warehouse, Christian was using a periscope to look through the high window on the opposite side of the building. "How's it looking in there?" questioned Psychobunny. "Not good and John Cena just owned Kurt. As my lip reading skills are coming in handy now." replied the Canadian.
Raven looks up from his book and asks, "So when do you plan to make an entrance to pay us? When a lynch mob breaks out?" Christian didn't like the sound of that but he did want to get paid though. Despite him, Raven and Sean O'Haire being the directors lackeys. They didn't even know what she was thinking on giving them for something special.
"Soon my minions, very soon." Psychobunny said in a creepy tone. Raven just shook his head and went back on reading. While Sean was off busy doing something that the director had asked him to do. The others didn't know where he went in the first place.
Just then Jericho walked by the chess match and a dust cloud caused him to sneeze. Thus, knocking down a few pawns on the board and making both Billy's to give him an evil look. "I swear I didn't mean for that to happen," he said with his hands up in a defensive manner. Billy Gunn looked at Billy Kidman as Kidman looked at Gunn. It seemed like they were talking telepathically as they both stood at the same time. "Guys let's be reasonable about this." "Let's get him!" They both shouted and chased after Jericho.
Matt and Edge looked up from there card game and looked at the chase. "Sheesh, it's a game that they can start over. No need to hurt the poor guy as he's traumatized enough as it is," said Edge as he placed down a two of spades on the face up pile and picked another card from the unused deck. Matt nodded and placed down two cards and picked up two more. Grinning, he put down his hand as it was a flush. Edge just threw his cards down as he lost with a full house. "Now we're my fifty bucks since you said you could beat me at poker." The Canadian reluctantly pulled out a fifty dollar bill from his wallet and handed it over to the older Hardy.
Jeff went wide-eyed like a deer caught in a headlight and quickly grabbed his portable playstation off the ground as Jericho and both Billy's came running by. "Watch where you're running!" shouted the younger Hardy. "Almost made us lose this match so there'd be no winner." Hurricane nodded in agreement and un-paused the game once it was safe.
Rey was now helping Benoit, Eddie and Chavo hang up the bulletin board on the wall. "Ok there that's perfect," said Rey as he was the one to make sure it was straight. "Nice work on the whole thing." "Now everyone can look back on this and laugh." Eddie said with a smile. The guys hi-five each other and went to find something else to do.
Heidenreich and Eugene were now playing tea party with the dolls as playing house got boring. Regal was still disgusted by the sight but at least they kept out of trouble which was always a good sign.
"You know what people?" shouted Simon Dean to get everyone's attention or attempt to anyway. "I think Psychobunny was lying to us about paying us." A few people nodded in agreement. Seeing as it seemed pretty reasonable enough. So why did they bother to show up then?
"She's been a very strange director but I think she meant paying us when it was over with," said Randy. Undertaker shoved him off the spot on the hopscotch board making him lose the tenth round they were playing. "So where is she if she meant what she said?" Randy just shrugged as he hated losing against the Undertaker at a kiddy game. Next time it'll be a game of Trouble he'll win against him, Undertaker and who else would play.
"Well I'm not waiting for her any longer," stated Rene and started for the door. It broke open startling everyone as it hit the wall with a loud smack! There stood Psychobunny in a fur coat, Raven behind her on her right side in his usual attire, Sean behind her on her left and Christian was kind of hidden behind the two tall people. "That is not what you call fashionably late," said Sylvan while lowering his sunglasses to peer over them in her direction.
Psychobunny just gave him a look that dared him to speak further and lose the paycheck or shut up and get paid. "Ok people-" She stopped mid-sentence as Jericho and both Billy's run by. Billy Gunn was sprouting curses and threats at Chris about how he ruined the chess game and how his sister was actually his mom. Also he threatened to chop his hair off if he ever sneezed around them again. "Well that was odd." she commented with a surprised expression.
"I didn't know Jericho had a sister," said Christian and got smacked on the head by Raven. "He doesn't you twit." Sean just sighed and shook his head. 'Why me?' he thought. Psychobunny walked into the room and the three men followed suit. Christian was carrying a bag on his shoulder which made everyone wonder what was in it. All except for Sean and Psychobunny as they already knew.
"What's in the bag?" asked The Rock. "Someone stop them from killing Jericho then we can get on with handing out the paychecks." She said while taking the bag from her assistant director and unzipped it. Big Show and Kane easily got a hold of Billy Gunn and Billy Kidman.
Psychobunny then started pulling out the checks and read off the name, which the person gladly walked up and took it. Raven and Sean had blocked off the door so people couldn't leave after getting their checks. "Also I did say I'd be giving you something special," Psychobunny said with a smile.
"Well what is it?" asked Rey Mysterio. "A new car!" She replied. Everyone just looked skeptical, wooped with joy or had a smile on their face. She happily walked over to a table with a white sheet over it that was next to the stages. Seemingly no one seemed to take notice of it till now.
"Where'd that come from?" asked Doug Basham with a confused look. "I think it's been there the whole time," replied Danny Basham. Danny had been right about that and they could have gotten the keys to their cars but never thought of it till now. "Voila!" Psychobunny yanked the sheet off of the table to reveal tiny cars that were inside of a plastic egg shape container. There was a piece of paper in front of each one with the name that the cars belonged to.
"What the hell! You tricked us!" shouted Kurt Angle as he picked up the car painted like the American flag. "You do have to admit it was least expected," said The Hurricane as he took the green and black car off of the table. Everyone but Eugene and Heidenriech were not liking this trickery that much. At least they got paid.
"Well time to leave this place," Austin said and turned around to head out the door that wasn't being blocked anymore. Since Sean and Raven had to move forward to claim their "new cars." Psychobunny ran forward to stop the mob of people from leaving already.
"Get out of the way," said Triple H in an angered tone. "I don't think so," Psychobunny said with a evil gleam in her eyes. This time everyone should be trembling with fear as that was not a good sign. When the director gets that look in her eye it should make people run for the hills. Yet the group of people got scared expressions but didn't try to run away though. "Oh shit this is not good," said Jeff while hugging his playstation to his chest.
Psychobunny tosses a bag of skittles to Jeff. "You are correct young Hardy-kun. Sean bring out the 'secret' weapon." She then started laughing like a maniac. William Regal leaned over to talk to Rene. "I think we all should have not done this first movie once it was mentioned." "Oui, I think she..." Rene just trailed off with horror across his expression. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Matt sighed and looked at Edge whom had got stuck standing next to him. "I think we need a strong truce to get through this." Edge simply nodded. "I have to agree with you on that one Hardy." Sean had now came back with a stack of papers in hand. Christian and Raven were helping him pass the scripts out. Everyone groans wishing they were dead or not in this place now. "We start in a few weeks. So learn your lines as each name has been marked next to the character they'll be playing," said Psychobunny with an evil grin.
