|Letters To No One
Author: flyingpurplemoocow PM
Humourous letters from 3 infamous Hogwarts ladiesRated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Romance - Hermione G. & Lily Evans P. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12-12-04 - id: 2169611
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Dear No One,
God, I need a diary. James is infuriating me so much! Can't he just get over that I will never, I mean NEVER go out with him. Come on, like what if I did? All he'd ever talk about would be himself! God he's so conceded! He picks on Snape and he doesn't do anything to him! So, what if he's a Slytherin? Big deal, not every wizard has to come out evil from there.
People have choices, they choose they're own path right? Like Petunia, she chose never to get over herself and married that oaf of a man Dursley. Petunia Dursley, has a sort of a ring to it doesn't it? I actually felt sorry for her, when I saw him. He's just so ugly and fat. shivers Gross if you ask me. If that's all she can get, she needs to really get a make over or something. Anyways, I don't understand why James likes me anyways, I'm not pretty! I'm not like one of those bimbo's you see waltzing around. I bet you're shaking your head right now, what! I'm not pretty. I think every one who thinks I am is crazy or they're seeing things. Like one time I drank so much butter beer I thought Remus was my Grandma.
Seriously, that was actually...my fourth year Christmas. Ha ha! Well, back to why James is infuriating me! Do you know what he did today? He asked out that Slytherin beotch Rosier. God I hate that girl! No I am not jealous of her! Why do people keep saying that? Let James do what he wants he's a big boy! Come on, like I'd ever actually fall for James Potter. I'm serious, and a klutz, he's a goofball and pretty damn popular if you ask me.
Thank god O.W.L.s are over with, but now I have to worry about N.E.W.T.s. At least I'm in my sixth year, so I have a whole year and then some for remembering stuff. Why did I have to get back into potions? It's nice to be called smart, but I didn't want to go back to potions! It's boring and stupid. Why won't the teachers just face it? None of us are ever going to have that special gift in potions! Except for maybe Snape, he's quite brilliant when it comes to potions.
Jena is driving me crazy, she says I should just go out with him and see if he's really all that bad. She's smarter than me and I know he is that bad! He's just- grrr! I've got to finish this essay for Binns. Why won't he just go off and die? He's boring enough! It's sort of gross how old he looks. You can just see all the wrinkles and his skin is just hanging off of him. shivers Now I have to go, James is bugging me to read this. rolls eyes
To anyone who finds this, I'm sorry but you will be bald with in a week ( Watch Sirius loose his precious hair HA!)