The Horrors of a Band Fic Request

Hey my fellow bandos! Can someone pleaze write a flute/trumpet bando fic? WAIT! What am I thinking? A brass a wind? That's like, I dunno, Richard Simmons and Donald Trump (not that I have any thing against them)….wait…nevermind its not that bad, IT'S WORSE! O well, can someone still write one for me? PLEASE!