Talk Like a Magician (A Harrody)

All the moving pictures in the rooms

They do the wand dance, in a show

Blast from the past (oh whey oh)

Will surprise you just with what they know

Knockturnal men by the night

They got their money on a bet

Gold Gringott’s coins (oh whey oh)

Goblins gnashing teeth on their hard mindset

Warlock types with Floo Powder hype say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Talk like a Magician

Madame Rosmerta takes their say

They’re sittin’ round as they shut the door

Black got his folks (oh whey oh)

Harry thinks, “I’ll give him more than he bargained for.”

Every magic kid so sick of books

They like the funk, Weird Sister Band

When the phoenix sings (oh whey oh)

They’re talking like a Magician

All the wizards in Grimmauld Place say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Talk like a Magician

Pride best need, memories, summon your Stag

Swish up your wand, then you flick it back

Life is hard I know (oh whey oh)

But who’s the poser in the Shrieking Shack?

If you want to find Bertie Botts

They’re hanging out in Honeyduke’s Shop

Their taste pure chance (oh whey oh)

Will yours be “mud”, “blood” or “cough drop?”

All the weird House-Elves and their kin

Oddly look like whoops! Henson’s “Gremlins”

And that Kreacher knows (oh whey oh)

They chant the lines like Magician

All the jokers in Zonko’s Shop say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Talk like a Magician

Talk like a Magician