Ok first off yes I have copied this of a Internet cartoon but I couldn’t help myself, I love this song so much.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

“Hey what’s that song?” Billy asked as he walked into the living room were Mandy was lying on the sofa watching TV.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

“What song?” Mandy asked.

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

“Banana phone, it’s a funny song and all but turn it down.”

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

“Sure.” Mandy sarcastically replied. “I’ll get right on that.”

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

“What’s going on?” Grim asked.

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches

“Tell Mandy to turn that song down.” Billy said.

Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

“What song?” Grim asked. “Is this some kind of real lame joke?”

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

“Look turn it down will ya?” Billy said. “Some one’s ganna call the cops.”

Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Mandy threw the remote at Billy.

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Billy tried the turn the song with it off but couldn’t.

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time

“Aghh guys I need to get outta here I think I’m cracking up!”

10 hours later…

I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Billy is in another room twitching nervously with the song still playing in his head and suddenly stops.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

“Hey he’s stopped twitching.” Grim said.

Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone

“Maybe he’s stopped hearing his song.” Mandy suggested.

Billy fell to the floor with blood coming out of his head.

It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

“ohh my God!” Mandy yelled. “Is he dead?”

Grim checked his pulse. “No he still breathing, call an ambulance.”

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal

“Screw that!” Mandy yelled.

“What?” Grim asked. “He could die!”

“Shut up! Shut up! Just shut the hell up!”

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone

Grim starts to here the song to while Mandy is talking to him.

“Wait.” Mandy said… “That song… You here it to now don’t you?”

“Look Mandy I wont tell any one I promise this is none of your fault.”

ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

“Don’t touch me!” Mandy yelled pushing Grim back and now she can here it too.

“You touched me didn’t you, now look what you did!” Mandy yelled punching Grim several timed until all his bones snapped and he died.

Bo ba do ba do do doob

The end

Damn I love this song :P