D2: Freaks United

NEW D-MEN:

Aladdin/Freezer Guy: A former thief with ice-powers and Weather Princess’ ex-boyfriend

Belle/Kitty Girl: The daughter of a peasant inventor and can move through solid objects

Mushu: A mutant dragon with a metal skull mask due to a burning star shaped like Richard Simmons on his head.

Genie: The host of the game show, Who Wants to Burn Hippies?

New Bad Guys:

Maleficent/Malstyqe: An evil shape-shifting witch in white attire.

Captain Hook/Pyro Pirate: An evil buccaneer with flamethrowers

Smee: Just plain ol’ Smee with a nightstick

Robo-Comrade: An evil Russian disco robot from the 70’s designed

to kill Jimmy Carter.

CHAPTER 1: The New Dudes

We see the D-Men staring straight at the TV. Genie is seen on TV hosting a game show. “We now return to ‘Who Wants To Burn Hippies?’” Genie announced on TV, “Okay now Merlin, you now have one question left until you get the flamethrower.”

“This’ll be an excellent lesson for my apprentice.” Merlin explained. We see Arthur in the audience praying.

“God, kill me now.” Arthur said to himself aloud.

“Okay now here is the question.” Genie said, “Which of this is not a fruit? An apple, an orange, a grape, or a garden hose?”

“Oh now this is a tough one.” Merlin replied. We go back to the D-Tower.

“Oh for Pete’s sake, it’s garden hose you moron!” Donalrine shouted at the TV.

“Donalrine, what did I tell you about yelling about the TV?” Professor D asked. We now go back to the game show.

“I think I’ll go with the garden hose.” Merlin said.

“Is that your final answer?” Genie asked.

“Yes it is.” Merlin responded.

“Oh I’m sorry…” Genie said, “But that is correct!” Confetti falls from the ceiling and blinking lights go off everywhere.

“Congratulations, you can now burn a hippie!” Genie praised.

“Oh joy!” Merlin exclaimed. He pulls out a flamethrower.

“Bring out Wild Bear!” Genie shouted to the stage crew. A hippie then comes up.

“Save the rainforest, man!” the hippie shouted. Merlin than fires his flamethrower at the hippie. The hippie screams in pain. Merlin then stops, we now see the hippie completely scorched. He then turns into a pile of dust.

We now go back to the D-Tower.

“Hooray!” everyone shouted. The doorbell goes off.

“Oh by the way, I got some new recruits without telling you.” Professor D said.

“But tonight was Monstrosity as a Piñata Night!” Donalrine complained.

“Hey, I never agreed to that!” Monstrosity shouted. We now see everyone at the lobby.

“This is Mushu, if you’re wondering why he’s wearing the skull helmet, here’s why…” Professor explained, letting Mushu take it form there.

“I have a star in my head shaped like Richard Simmons.” Mushu explained, “Sometimes it says things.” Everyone takes a step back.

Biclops then coughs and mutters “Physco!” Professor D then walks up to Belle.

“This is Belle, the daughter of a peasant inventor who I met during Octoberfest!” Professor D explained.

We see a flashback of Professor D and Belle’s dad at Octoberfest. The two are in German outfits and causing havoc while riding on donkeys. The flashback then ends.

“You swore never to tell anyone about that!” Belle yelled.

“Her ability is to phase through people and objects.” Professor D continued, ignoring Belle. “Monstrosity, you’re the test monkey.”

“Why can’t Nightgoof do it this time?!” Monstrosity complained.

“You know why!!” Nightgoof answered. The screen turns around to Nightgoof, who has a third arm on his back. Nightgoof glares at him and crosses his first two arms and his back arm crenches its fist.

“Oh fine.” Monstrosity complained. Belle then phases through Monstrosity. After the phasing, he giggles like a schoolgirl.

“Oh, that tickles!” Monstrosity chuckled.

“Sorry you had to see that.” Professor D said to the audience.

“You know, you’re like a big cuddly fur carpet.” Belle said. Everyone stares at her shocked. She turns to see Monstrosity crossing his fingers in the form of a crucifix.

“Away with thee, fowl creature!” Monstrosity commanded, “I was baptized and Catholic, so you can’t possess me!”

“I’m not a demon!” Belle complained. Professor D walks up to Freezer Guy in ice form.

“This is Freezer Guy.” Professor D said, “You can obviously tell what he does by his name.”

“He’s a human freezer?” Donalrine asked. He powers down and it’s revealed that he’s Aladdin.

“You?!” Weather Princess grunted.

“Hey Jasmine.” Freezer Guy greeted, “It’s been like what, a year?”

“You know this guy?” Rouge asked.

“ Know him?! He’s was my boyfriend!” Weather Princess responded, “But not after what he did…”

We see a flashback of Agrabah being blown up. We go to Aladdin and Jasmine in the castle. Jasmine gets a mean look on her face and puts her hands in her hips.

“Trust me, I did not know Chinese fireworks would be that dangerous!” Aladdin explained.

The flashback ends.

“Because of you, the city was in ruins!” Weather Princess yelled.

“And yet you made me rebuild it!” Freezer Guy complained back.

“Because you were the one who destroyed it!” Weather Princess yelled back.

“You almost fed Abu to your mangy tiger!” Aladdin shouted.

“He has a name, his name is Rajah! And he would never do such a thing!” Weather Princes argued.

“Well he almost ate that moronic parrot!” Aladdin argued back.

We see the Brotherhood OF Evil Bad Guys in jail. They are all wearing convict uniforms while Jafarento is getting an amateur-made tattoo saying, “Only Allah May Judge Me.”

“Hey, remember how I lost half my flesh?” Robo-Iago asked Jafarento.

“Oh, yes…” Jafarento said menacingly, “How could I ever forget that magical night…”

“Hey!” Robo-Iago complained.

We return to the D-Tower. Weather Princess and Aladdin are still arguing.

“That’s ironic, a Arab with ice powers…” Donalrine wondered.

“What are you talking about again?” Rouge asked.

“I have no idea.” Donalrine replied.