Writer Willow

Title 12 days of christmas

Rating A

Type of story Humor/Parody

Canon or Alternative Universe: Both

Characters : All

Part of a series : NO

Word Count: 655

Disclaimer: I don’t own Mutant X. Tribune does. I make no money out of this.
I don’t own the lyrics or the song of 12 days of christmas
I am not responsible for any damage caused by the singing Mutant X’ers. All I know is, Tom McCamus (Mason) is the only one who can sing.

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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
The extinction of New Mutancy (Mason)
- Adam: That’s quite a mouthful
- Mason: Removal of Adam’s brain
- Adam: Ugh.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
The gift of invicibility (Lexa)
And the extinction of New Mutantcy

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy (Shalimar)
- Brennan: Great Gollum impersonation
- Shalimar: whack
- Brennan: Ouch
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
The gift of ressurection (Emma)
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
a place to sit in the background (Jesse)
- Shalimar: Why?
- Jesse: I belong there
- Shalimar: No you don’t.
- Brennan: Yes he does
- Lexa: whack!
- Brennan: Ouch!
The gift of ressurection
Anice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
No Mason Eckhart-y (Adam)
- Frank Thorne: whack!
- Mason: I said hurt him, not kill him
- Mutant X: Oh my god! You killed Adam!
- Frank Thorne: Sue me
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
The ability to count to ten (Brennan)
- Mason: I should have your brain removed by my scientists so they can study your brains stupidity
No Mason Eckhart-y
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A movie or miniseries (Santa/Dominon guy)
- Tribune and Mohan: We sold everything or burned it – get a life
The ability to count to ten
No Mason Eckhart-y
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
No subdermal govenour (Frank Thorne)
- Mason: Mr. Mulwray, please whack mr. Thorne
- Brennan: whack!
- Mutant x: Bad Brennan!
A movie or miniseries
The ability to count to ten
No Mason Eckhart-y
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
No faux skinny (Mason)
No subdermal govenour
A movie or miniseries
The ability to count to ten
No Mason Eckhart-y
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Jesse as my hubby (Lexa)
- Jesse: Really?
- Lexa: Yep!
No faux skinny
No subdermal govenour
A movie or miniseries
The ability to count to ten
No Mason Eckhart-y
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A place to live! (All)
Jesse as my hubby
No faux skinny
No subdermal govenour
A movie or miniseries
The ability to count to ten
No Mason Eckhart-y
a place to sit in the background
The gift of ressurection
A nice huge, rrrrawww fishy
The gift of invicibility
And the extinction of New Mutantcy!