By Bomb-O-Maniac

Chapter One

16 years ago he was Youko Kurama. The greatest thief and bandit the Makai/Spirit World/Ninjenkai.

8 years ago he was merely a human child attending school.

4 years ago he re-entered the demon world and retook his former name 'Kurama'.

1 ½ years ago he, along with two others, stole three artifacts from the Spirit World Royal vaults.

He betrayed both of them and used the artifact he had stolen for his own personal needs. Later he returned the artifact he had taken back to the new Spirit World Detective and atoned for his crimes. He is now currently serving parole as a Spirit World Detective.

In essence…

All he basically had to do was baby-sit two idiot humans and make sure Hiei didn't do anything to land them in prison. So nothing to it, right?

Right?

WRONG!

It was harder than hell to keep Kuwabara and Yusuke alive; to keep Hiei out of trouble; not to mention keeping his hair perfect AND continue to get good grades in school.

Kurama sighed and thanked his head on his desk as he listened to Kuwabara and Yusuke get into yet ANOTHER fight in his living room.

CRASH!

Kurama winced. He'd have to replace that window - AGAIN!

"URAMESHI! Look what you did!"

"What? You were the one who went through the window!"

"So? You're the one who pushed me - QUIT LAUGHING SHRIMP BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FACE IN!"

"WHY YOU LITTLE - !" Kuwabara yelled. He probably tried to jump Hiei (and fail miserably yet again) Kurama thought randomly. He thanked his head again. The sound Yusuke's insane laughing firmed his resolve.

He needed a vacation.

Yusuke looked around at the… err… what was left of Kurama's living room.

Anyways… to make a long story short…

ONE: Kuwabara and Yusuke got into another fight.

TWO: Kuwabara got thrown through a window (the same window he gets thrown through every other time (a/n: that poor window)).

THREE: Hiei showed up.

FOUR: Hiei and Kuwabara promptly got into a fight.

FIVE: Kuwabara got knocked out.

SIX: Yusuke laughed his ass off.

"Guys… Kurama's not going to like this…" Kuwabara said a bit worriedly (( a/n: O.O when did he wake up? I didn't write that out!)). Well, he wasn't exactly a bit worried - it was more like 'so-damn-scared-he-peed-his-pants' - not to mention shaking like hell.

"Yea... Where is he anyways? You'd think he'd have shown up after all the noice we made." He looked at Hiei who's brow was furrowed and was glaring at nothing in particular.

"Umm, Hiei? Hello? Ninjenkai to Hiei!" Yusuke waved his hand in front of Hiei's face.

"Hey, maybe the shrimp died like that?" Kuwabara commented.

"Nah - "

"Hn. Idiots - I'm not dead - I was looking for Kurama's ki." Hiei glared. Kuwabara blinked.

Why would you be looking for it if he's upstairs?" He asked very slowly (( a/n: doing some major thinking, ne?))

"Moron - because he's not there. He's gone." With that said he unsheathed his sword and headed toward Kurama's room. Yusuke and Kuwabara fell into step behind him.

They were deathly quiet as they reached Kurama's room. Hiei turned the door handle and pushed it open. Compared to the mass destruction of the downstairs area - Kurama's room looked almost sterile.

(Almost being the key word when there are flower petals on the floor by numerous potterd plants)

Anyways, the stereo was on low, there were homework papers and text book stacked mostly on his dest next to his computer, the window was wide open and a soft breese was ruffling the curtains.

"Ha!" Kuwabara yelled. "See! I told you he was up here! He's just sleeping!" he pointed to a lump on the bed that was Kurama.

"Hn." Hiei... err... 'hn'd'. He approached the bed slowly and raised his katana with both hands over his head, grinning sadistically all the while.

"Hiei! What are you - !"

"HIEI!"

"NO!"

"KURA-!"

"NO!"

Hiei's sword glinted in the light, and time seemed to stand still for Kuwabara and Yusuke as tehy watched the short fire apparition decapitate the lump on the bed.

AUTHORS NOTE!

Alrighty then. I moved this fic. It was on one of my other names and now it's on this one. Why? Simple! It's easier for me to keep track of all me stories that way!

Bomb: I'm so not going to get any presents for christmas because of this...

King: Damn straight.

Bomb: -glares- I'm ingnoring you.

Red(Kurama): YOU DECAPITATED ME HIEI!

spiky(hiei): And it was fun.

Red: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!

Spiky: Blame Bomb... she wrote it.

Bomb: eheheheheh... O.O

Red: -glares- HOW DARE YOU KILL ME!

Bomb: -disappears-

Please review! I hope you liked this first chapter. I liked it (Red: EVIL WENCH!). LOL. Flame me if you want.

I killed Kurama.

-prepares grave-