Chapter Three

By: Bomb-O-Maniac

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Hell, I don't even own the guy in the bandages! DAMN IT!

Warning: Stupidity lies ahead. Read at your own risk. I say again - STUPIDITY! NOT THE GREATEST CHAPTER IN THE WORLD! (I tried to hard...-sigh-)

My dearest, beautiful, sweet Yukina,

How are you? I'm fine. Just enjoying my oh so very lovely vacation in the Makai. I't so good to finally be able to romp around the demon world once again with out any silly humans or possessed fire demons with me slowing me down, making my ears hurt, trying to chop of some idiots heads… SIGH Did you know that there's STILL a bounty on my head?

Geez, the way those bounty hunters have been trying to kill me - you'd think I'd insulted their lesbian mothers or something..

I did, however, congratulate a nice toushin(1) couple on having such an ugly son… or I think it was a son. It was hard to tell - to horrendous to look at for very long with out having to gouge out my eyes…

ANYWAYS! Say hello to everyone for me. Give your brother (scratched out) I mean Hiei, a huge hug and a kiss, will you please? Oh, and while your at it, pinch Kuwabara on the right but cheek (be discreet, don't get caught now), write Yusuke an anonymous love letter from one Shishiwakumaru, and tell Touya and Jin I said "Hi!"

Sincerely,

The greatest (and sexiest) fox demon ever to live,

Youko Kurama a.k.a. HEY! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S HOT!

P.S. - Sorry about the blood stains… And if you need help with anything above just ask Genkai, Jin, or Touya…

A few days later…

Dear Kitsune,

The Beautiful Koorime here. I must ask… Do I really have to pinch Kazuma-kun on the but cheek?

Jin says 'Hi!' (along with much energetic waving) and to bring him back a few Jade pearls and a keg of… ale? I think that's what he called it… Touya (who has agreed to help me with my endeavors with the Shishiwakumaru love letter) says "Don't you dare get killed or caught. There's no way in HELL that I am going back to Yomi's alone…". Genkai says basically the same thing - except for the Yomi part. Is he really that bad? (2)Yomi?

Hiei keeps saying something about 'sharp pointy objects' and 'baka kitsune's' and 'roast fox'. You may want to be careful when you come back, dear fox. Poor Hiei nearly passed out when I gave him a hug, and he blushed about twenty different shades of red when I kissed his cheek. He hasn't shown up since - I think I may have embarrassed him… Kuwabara was furious, and I can't for the life of me understand why! His eye keeps twitching all funny like…

Anyways. Have fun on your vacation, pretty fox. Please bring me some healing herbs when you come back, thanks. And avoid those Toushin's… I hear they can be very volatile.

Sincerely,

(3)The not-so-sweet-as-everyone-thinks-but-still-beautiful koorime,

Yukina

Sent back as soon as he got it…

Sweet Yukina,

No, you don't have to pinch Kuwabara on the but. Even I wouldn't want to do that - and I'm bi!

Ask Jin to do it. If he refuses - just give him a cookie or three, and THEN he'll do it. Though, you might want to watch out for the hyper-ness, and not to mention Touya's wrath for letting out an insane flying red headed annoyingly happy leprechaun… But I'm sure you can deal with Touya… WINK WINK

And yes, Yomi really is that bad. He's worse actually. Remind me never to take you there. Ever.

Sincerely,

Your One and Only Sexy Kitsune

And sent back once mooooore….

Fox,

Oh, thank GOD!

'Kina

Kurama hummed as he walked seemingly uncaring down a large crowded street in his Youko form. I know what you're thinking. Kurama's just WAY to damn smart to actually be dumb enough to walk around like that. That's like, SOOOOO out of character for him. But! My dear fan girls, you forget that I am the authoress at the moment and Kurama is on some sorta happy binge at the moment SO SUCK IT UP AND LIVE WITH IT BIATCHES!

-Ahem-

Anyways… Current scores?

Bounty Hunters: None, zip, nada, zero!

Youko Kurama: Four thousand eight hundred and twenty six - wait, make that twenty seven now…

"Dun di dum di dummm…" Yeap. He was in a good mood. After supposedly being dead for the past 15 years and then miraculously coming back to life to find out that they're STILL after you and they STILL want you dead and every one STILL fears your very name and existence - really did a huge number on ones ego.

Not to mention that he hadn't lost his mojo. Yeap, that's right, MOJO! Boy did he still have it. How can you tell? Why! Just look at the swooning women in his wake and fainting females and those creepy homo's eyeing him as he walked!

It felt GOOD to back as a fox.

It also felt good to be able to steal the toupee's of those ugly folk's heads once again.

Youko Kurama grinned as he added yet a few more head rags to his nicely growing collection.

Ohhhh, ain't that a particularly shinny head peace….

-BIG EVIL GRIN-

"Mwahahahahahaha….." Kurama chuckled evilly as he stalked through the crowd towards the person with the shiny headgear.

The eunuch's eyed him oddly as he passed by.

He stopped and eyed them back.

Neither eunuch's or silver fox blinked. Tension sparked between them because we all know that many eunuch's are religious folk, and they don't take to kindly to the lusty fox's outright shows of, umm, being lusty. Either that, or one could always say that they're just jealous because they haven't got any balls…. It's really your call…

And so, the starring, continued.

"WAKA WAKA WAKA!" Kurama jumped at them suddenly, waving his arms around and yelling.

"EEEEEEEEEEK!" screamed the eunuchs and ran away.

Youko Kurama grinned smugly and continued on walking. Proud of himself for scaring the bejeebuz our of a bunch of religious nuts.

The guy wrapped in numerous bandages and a really big ass cloak paced the cave where he was staying. Darn those seers. Always giving out faulty information. DAMN THEM-SIGH- Why did they ALL have to go and make this so hard for him? All he wanted to do was find Youko Kurama? I mean, how can you NOT want to find him?

What ever your own personal reasons might be (you sick, sick fan girls!) - this was not the case for the overly bandaged man.

The tall man held up a clawed hand, from which dangled a dark ruby pendant. It glistened and glittered in the moonlight. He smirked.

Yes, this man's reasons for finding the silver fox were entirely different.

AUHTORS NOTES!

(1) Toushin - A Toushin is a demon war god. Yusuke is a Toushin. Kurama insulted a pair of Toushin's on their new kid. Would YOU consider that a good idea?

(2) Sorry to all you Yomi-lovers. But I'm not the biggest of his fans out there. I don't hate him, but I really don't like him. Now Shura, on the other hand, I'll kill when I get my hands on him… BWAHAHA!

(3) If you don't like out of character-ness, I don't care. It's not supposed to be by the book at the moment. He's on a freaking happy binge! Honestly! And I'm delving into Yukina's more Hiei-ish side

(4) I have nothing against Kuwabara. I really don't. I love Kuwabara. He's awesome! But for now, I'm still going with her more Hiei-ish side, so just go with the follow…

Any questions?

Ask.

Until I update next time (when ever that may be…),

Bomb-O-Maniac

P.S. - Have I mentioned that I don't like Sasuke off Naruto? I read the first book today (don't worry I barrowed it, I don't steal… - shifty eyes - ) Naruto is annoying, and I REALLY REALLY HATE SAKURA! ARGH! Kakashi is awesome and so is Iruka! They both rock!