FPM: Well, I've updated this, and it's for…MARDI GRAS/ASH WEDNESDAY! YIPPEE FOR ME:) Anywhos, I loved making the first chapter (even though I got no reviews—XD) and so I have decided to add another.

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Bloo slowly walked up the the altar. He didn't understand as to why he had to go to Mac's Mass on Wednesday, but it didn't bother him too too much because his best friend was right there beside him. Literally.

"Bloo, don't walk so close to me," whispered Mac. "Mum'n'Dad will think-"

Sadly, Mac was interrupted as Bloo's forehead was blessed. Bestowed upon it was now the holy mark of the Cross, and Bloo had met the end of the ride.

"AIHHHHHHHHH!" Bloo screamed. "HE'S PUTTING DEAD-MAN ASHES ON ME! DEAD MAN! DEAD MAN'S ASHES…." Bloo started crying and then ran out the door. Mac looked up to the priest.

"…Sorry. He's…new."

"May God Bless-"

"MAC! HE'S GOING TO PUT DEAD-MAN ASHES ON YOU! I'LL SAVE YOU! !..."

Bloo tackled Mac to the ground, (-magically-) in football outfits. Bloo suddenly stood, his forehead burning.

"Wha-WHAT THE HECK! (-Bloo began running around the room, terrified-)AIHHHHHHHHH! AIHHHHHHH! AIHH-"

"Bloo!" Mac slapped his hand over Bloo's mouth as Bloo passed by him. "...You're possessed!"

"Hmm…Must be the candy."

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FPM: o.o

FPM: sorry, I got bored. I'll probably update this soon to fix it…XD that was beyond a bad chapter...so far beyond that it's not even funny...