I don't own Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter or Vanilla Coke.

Person you don't know(snicker ha ha!): "Once upon a time there was a VERY handsome regent named Elyon the Origin. And he was soooooooo hott that everyone loved him and some even wished to be him, even the slutty insane psyhco regent (who shouldn't even be a regent) named...uh....Ho-...no...wHore-...Oh! Hortensia...yes that's her name. Anyways...I--uh... I mean.... Elyon the Origin hated her...alot. She was always following the poor Origin around and one time she even gave him enough zenny to buy a life time supply of vanilla coke just so he wouldn't tell anyone that he saw her on a date with one of the many f-ugly merchant girls....what a dyke....Those weird girls always seemed to be around Centre...except when you need them for vanilla coke....then you can't find any of them... There were other regents such as the mofo Vexacion, who always seemed like he had a stick up his AS- I mean- butt. There was also Jezuit, who had lost many bets to the Incredible Elyon,...bets like who would win in a fight...a nugget or a duke...that was an easy win... other things were bet on too such as who would Hortensia rather date, Vexacion or Cupid....that was also an easy win. Cupid, the little twelve year old psyhic brat had this ugly.....rodent rat-thingie that she liked to call Rasta... But, really, the Great Origin didn't think Cupid was all THAT bad. The only problem that he had with her was that she always beat him at chess...and OF COURSE she always CHEATED when they played chess because that would be the only way a little stupid girl could beat the highest and coolest and smartest regent ever....and OF COURSE Elyon had NEVER EVER cheated ONCE during the time all of the regents played their long and boring chess games, unlike Hortensia, who would change the colors of the squares on the chess board when the Origin wasn't looking....Why couldn't the regents do fun things like-...party...or something... Although, they HAD tried that before and we- er- they all ended up with HUGE hangovers the next day...and on that day a VERY important meeting was supposed to be held...but because of all the hangovers, and Cupid being in the hospital because of a high BAC level, the meeting was held a week later and Elyon the Origin was sooo mad at the other regents for getting him drunk and hungover that he made them all put on ballerina dresses and dance around Centre saying "I'm a little old lady!" (When you're the highest and coolest regent you have no one to tell you what you can or can't do so you can do things like that) and this amused the High Regent Elyon sooooooo much that he made them wear it to the meeting with Zeno, captain of the Sheldar team of rangers. She also thought it was very funny. Then, not too long after that hilarious meeting, a ranger grunt named Ryu just "happened" to link with the dragon Odjn, coughsetupcoughcough. Captain Zeno and all of the other regents, except for Elyon, didn't like the idea of opening the sky again...those bastards... So they tried to destroy Ryu and his friends Lin and Nina. And, well...let's put it this way...Odjn shouldn't be messed with...and you shouldn't ever play poker with him if you're hyper from the 50 bottles of vanilla coke you drank an hour before...but that's a different story...NE ways all the rangers and the regents got their asses kicked...including Elyon...sad isn't it?...but he had to make sure Ryu was worthy of opening the sky, you see, if he wasn't worthy then Elyon would be pissed off and would make the other regents cheer him up...or they would all become fried chickens! yay!"

(A teen with blue hair enters the room to see the "person you don't know" holding a mic and talking in the wrong end of it)

Ryu: "Elyon what are you doing?"

Elyon: (jumps) "What?! I'm not Elyon the Origin! I'm....one of his Alter Egos! yeah that's it! I'm an alter ego!"

Ryu: (Dumps out a garbage bag full of empty 3-liter bottles of Vanilla Coke) "Did you drink all of these, Elyon?"

Elyon: (stares at the bottles and the looks at Ryu, guilty) "!"

Ryu: (glares)

Elyon:" ...Okay maybe I did! What are YOU going to do about it?!?!? HMMMMMMMMMM?"

Ryu: (stare) "I hope you die from hyperness...."(throws a full bottle of vanilla coke to Elyon and walks away)

Elyon:" ....sweet....."(runs away with his vanilla coke bottle)

THE END (for now and if you think I should write the fic about Elyon and Odjn's poker game then say so in a review!)