Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho

Simple little vignettes that are hopefully funny … About everyone’s life after Forever For never

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After coming Yuuske coming home from Makai the couple finally had an open relationship. At first the two were discouraged with the object of sex. Instead now instead of the word sex they use the tern “Laundry”. At first it seemed odd, and after many times of doing “laundry”. They aren’t as discouraged as they were a long time ago.

Sometimes when the other’s came over one of them (usually Yuuske) would ask the other one to help do the “laundry”. Now they did the “laundry” at least two times a day. None of their friends got suspicious they just thought that Keiko has taught Yuuske how to be more responsible, or they just soil their clothes a lot. On one particular evening…

“Keiko, can you help me do the laundry?” he asked. Keiko responded still deeply intrigued by the book she was reading, “Maybe later.”

LATER THAT EVENING

“Yuuske if you want to do the laundry it’s fine by me..” she said.

“I already did the laundry..” he said, “it was a small load anyways..”

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Yukina walked up to Kuwabara and said, “Kazuma-kun?”

“Yes Yukina-chan,” he said smiling sweetly.

She took a deep breath and paused for a moment and said, “How are ningen babies created?”

Everyone seemed too had stopped, there was no noise, or anything. It was as if time had stop. Kuwabara and Kurama turned red like their hair color, and their eyes widened. Keiko and Yuuske froze with their eyes wide open. Botan made an excuse and just left, and Genkai was choking on her tea. Shizuru was also breathen to deep on her cigarette and was now choking, and Hiei just froze.

“See here Yukina-chan …. This is so embarrassing .. uhm,” said Kuwabara stuttering for an answer. Yukina looked at Kuwabara in confusion. “Well uhhhh … SIS! You explain it!” he said.

“Well uhhhhh,” said Shizuru as she started, “Yukina why do you need to know?”

“I want to have a baby with Kazuma,” she admitted. Hiei’s left eye began to twitch, and he was shaking a lot. Everyone who was near Hiei slowly backed away, and anyone who was near Kuwabara slowly backed away from him. Kuwabara whose whole face was bright red and turning redder by the second.

“Well uhhh you see when an adult man and woman get married … They uhhhh,” Shizuru started once more. “Talk to Kurama!” she said.

“Well Yukina … uhhhh,” Kurama slowly started. Hiei who was know glaring at Kurama and Kuwabara. Yukian looked at him patiently waiting for an answer,.

“Well when a male and female ningen get married they well uhhh have an agreement to … uhhhhhh,” said Kurama who was stalling for time. “YUUSKE! Ask him!”

“Me!” said Yuuske stuttering, “Well uhhh Yukina see here there is like a stork … and when the married couple wants to have a baby they uhhh…. KUWABARA! She asked you! NOW TELL HER!”

“Well see here Yukina-chan uhhhhh,” he started, “Ok the adult man and woman come to an agreement to have a baby, so they have ….”

“SEX!!” screamed Botan walking in. “A man and woman have sex to create a baby!”

“Oh then …” said Yukina. Everyone sweat dropped and Yukina turned around and said, “What is sex?”

Everyone did an anime fall.

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After 8 years after the Makai tournament Hiei and Mukuro produced one heir. Mimiko she was quite young and was always saying things that seem well odd…

One day Kurama gave Hiei a chicken ((OO??)) Hiei had never ate chicken before and neither did Mukuro and Mimiko. At dinner when they served the chicken. Mimiko poked at the new meat and asked, “What’s this?”

“It’s something Kasaan calls me all the time,” said Hiei with a smirk.

“EWWWWWWW” said Mimiko in disgust, “We’re eating asshole…”

Owari