Authors Forward: TOLD YOU TOLD YOU TOLD YOU.

Dedicated to: Shannon... because of this conversation

Lanky Lizardsss: i will write you a raunchy cross-over fic
LuckyxStarx3Deck: LOL I WANT THAT
Lanky Lizardsss: i will seriously do it right now
LuckyxStarx3Deck: do it
Lanky Lizardsss: tell me setting
LuckyxStarx3Deck: its in the far future
LuckyxStarx3Deck: robots join in for orgys

Disclaimer: I don't really own anything. Not Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy or uhhhh… beer? I own Shannon.

His mako-colored eyes scanned her lithe form as she delicately picked up several bolts dropped from an overeager robot child.

"Say, Cloud…"

"Hm?" He was desperately trying to shield his own overeager 'child' as she turned around.

She giggled, flashing pearly rows of teeth. A sudden and violent wind tossed flower-petals around the room, flowers and wing entangling in her long brown hair. A nearby robot flashed red sirens, a sure sign that rain would soon pour down.

"Would you care to go eat some spaghetti, Cloud? The Gehybot seems to think it will rain soon…" She smiled.

"Mm." Cloud, a man of very few words, then smiled and reached for his companion's hand.

"This is so quaint!" Cloud grinned to see her so happy. As she stepped forward into the bistro, a small child pulled on her white dress, demanding a look at the flowers in her hair.

"Please! Please!"

She smiled. She was so kind. Bending forward, her breasts exposed themselves in all their glory. Cloud was salivating.

Standing up, she gave him a questioning look before grabbing his hand.

The bistro was dark and smoky. A spike-headed boy and his small red-haired companion were sitting at the bar ordering plate after plate of mashed potatoes. It seemed as if they were accompanied by Cher… and an oversized key? With a moustache? Cloud shrugged and looked toward his date.

"Would you like to try my fish?"

He nearly spit out his water, "YOUR WHAT?" His eyes bulged… and so did his pants.

While taking a sip of her water, she felt pressure against her thigh. The sudden sensation made the water spill all over her white top, "Oh no!"

"Oh… no…" Cloud could feel himself growing.

"Have you ever noticed," she said, oblivious, "that my eyes are fierce?"

'Oh… I have noticed a lot of fierce parts of your body…' thought Cloud.

She smiled as the WaiterBot arrived and beeped out, "MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDERS, HUMANS?"

"Yes, we will have the spaghetti!"

'I would like to do you in the spaghetti…' thought Cloud

Yako dropped her magic wand and then apologized for this really not funny at all chapter then exclaimed, "I AM IN COLLEGE SO BLAME THEM FOR USING MY BRAIN CELLS. NOW TIMEE FOR THE BOW CHICKA WOW WOW."

Cloud ripped off her white dress, eyeing her supple breasts. 'The twins,' he thought!

"DO ME IN THE SPAGHETTI, CLOUD! THE LEFTOVERS! THEY ARE IN THE FRIDGE!"

Cloud ran off eagerly.

'This way my bloodz will mix with the tomato sauce and no one will know!' thought the brown-haired beauty.

Cloud arrived, leftovers in hand, and kissed her swollen lips. He dumped the contents of the small white box onto the bed. (THIS IS CALLED SPLOOSHING, MY READERS!)

Clad only in his clothes, Cloud fondled every inch of his dear friend's body. The pink bow in her hair came loose in his caress and her caramel nougat eyes lingered over his… overeager child.

"His name is Wilson," cooed Cloud, seductively.

"I want to pet Wilson…" she chimed in

AND THAT'S IT CAUSE THIS IS JUST WEIRD YAY