Title: Sailor Danish

Pairing: NONE

Rating: G

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Sailor Moon. No money was made for this fic.

Genre: Humor

Summary: The following is a bit of utter stupidity created on a boring bus ride homw by myself and a few good friends. The reason? We all have a friend that we call Sailor Moon. One day, she had her hair up in two buns that looked quite a lot like Danishes… And that is how Sailor Danish was born.

Notes: If you read, please REVIEW.

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Eating peaches by moonlight.
Winning Danishes by daylight.
Fighting pizzas every night.
She is the one named Sailor Danish.

She will never run from bakeries!
She is always there to devour.
She eats food every hour!
She is the one named Sailor...

Sailor Ice Cream.
Sailor Pumpkin Pie.
Sailor Cake.
Sailor Jelly Roll.
Eating so much takes its toll!

She is the one named Sailor Danish.

She is the one... SAILOR DANISH!